A/N: This is more like a joke than a fanfic, cuz for some reason, all my Potter fics turn out not serious-y…
And its probably not as funny as Ginny's stupidity, but they're basically the same Ginger-kid-bashing fics…
While normal people are waiting for Harry Potter book seven, running errands, and making to-do lists, deep in his lair, Voldemort is making a…
To-Die List
Mwahahahahahaha!evil background laughter
Ron. He has got to die. He's such an idiot. And a Ginger Kid too.
Ginny. Ditto Ron reasons, except she's even more annoying.
Dumbledore. That idiot. I'll just ask Snape to kill him or something.
Harry. Well duh I kind of have to kill him to take over…
Chuck Norris. Never mind he's too awesome to get killed.
Michael Jackson. I mean what is up with him all trying to steal my creepy, white-guy attitude?
Ginny. Oh wait I already said her.
Hmmmmmmm… anybody who doesn't like pie. Pie… is awesome. It's so good. Oh, when I take over… there will be much pie… MWAHAHA!
Wow. I only have(counts on fingers) 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… enemies? Wait never mind, I said Ginny twice, so that's seven, and I'm not going to be able to kill Chuck Norris, so that's six… but wait what if more than one person doesn't like pie?
Hmmmmm. How many people don't like pie? What if it's more than 5 pie-haters? GASP! Then I might have to take off my shoes to count!