The Charismatic Enigma

FoxDemonYouko: This is my first wrestling fiction, and I know that it is out there. None of this stuff will happen, I know that. But you can dream can't you? Only if you live in the Imagi-Nation. I've been watching Jeff Hardy ever since he started on WWF/E and he has just amazed me, so I wrote a semi-depressing fiction on him.

Italics are thoughts.

Warning: This fiction is Mark Calloway (Undertaker) x Jeff Hardy (Charismatic Enigma)

Prologue

---Mark's Point of View---

Jeffrey Nero Hardy was the last person I thought I'd fall in love with, but it happened. No one would ever think that I, the Dead Man, would've fallen in love at all, especially with a guy! I'm crazy for even thinking any of this, would never show interest in me. I nearly killed him in that ladder match awhile back.

Every night I go to bed thinking of his petite body and his cute grin, the way his hair falls into his face and everything about him. He is so amazing, a risk taker. The moves he does in the ring, well, I couldn't imagine doing in a lifetime. I'm such a dreamer though, what would give him any reason to love me? The monster…I'm Undertaker in the ring, but I'm Mark Calloway in life. I laugh, I live, and I apparently love…I've been trying to get Jeff to notice me more, but he seems slightly scared. If only he knew how nervous I am when I talk to him.

"Hey Mark!" I turned around and saw Jeff, just as beautiful as ever. My throat became dry and I could barely sputter out any words. "Hey Jeff."

"What's up? You looked out of it?" I smiled slightly. "I was just thinking of some things." Of you… I saw him grin, "About what exactly?" I frowned, "None of your damned business boy." Why the fuck did I just say that! Damn, I'm an idiot.

He held up his hands in defense, "I'm just trying to have a civil conversation with you…" There was awkward silence for awhile and then he spoke again. "So are you doing anything now, I thought we could go eat something, I haven't talked to you in forever." I was jumping up and down in my mind, but I remained as calm as I could be. "Um, sure. I'd love to." I was definitely stretched the word love a little too much…

"Great! I'll meet ya around here, I gotta get my things. You could come with me if you want." Well…I really had nothing else to do. "Okay, I'll come with you." We walked to the locker room, he got his stuff and we walked out to the parking lot. I knew this was a little too strange, I mean all of a sudden it's like we're best friends. Not that I mind it at all, it's just weird…

"So what have you been up too? Ya still married or did ya call it quits with your wiffy?" "Um, well she called it quits, I um, well she found something out and we agreed to get a divorce. I didn't mind, but I hurt her a lot…" "Yeah, I understand. I haven't had a girl since my whole falling out." I coughed. My hopes immediately dropped…

"Yeah…" I was going to say something but I was just speechless then. "Mark, I just want to let you know that…I haven't had somebody because I was waiting for you…." My jaw dropped… "What…?" He held his head low…probably ashamed. "I know you're probably freaking out now, but I…I love you." "Jeff…I don't…"

"I'll go now," he tried to smile but it wasn't working. He started to walk away but I grabbed his wrist. "Wait…" I said it breathlessly. I kissed him gently and looked him straight in the eye. "You didn't let me finish, I was about to say 'I don't know what to say' but I do now…" He looked at me, anxiously waiting. "I love you too Jeffrey Nero." He smiled and hugged me, I guess it turned out as a happy ending…


So that's that. I really don't care if you flame me, but reviews are helpful.