Episode #1: The Cat
"Want some breakfast?" I called to Loki from the kitchen. He was sitting on my couch in my apartment, studying my living room.
"What is this?" he asked, for the fifteenth time. I couldn't blame him since he was pretty much from outer space, but I didn't have time to explain everything in the whole world to him. I entered the living room and found him pointing his blue scepter-thing at my cat Jenko. He was a brown and white cat and his back was arched at Loki.
"Loki, don't! You'll hurt him!" I said, rushing to Loki's side. He put his scepter down and looked at me.
"It hissed at me. It must pay. I am going to kill it."
"No! Nobody's going to pay or get killed. He just doesn't know who you are. He hisses at new people. His name is Jenko."
"This creature is your companion?" Loki asked, giving me a bewildered look. I nodded. Jenko jumped onto the couch and Loki brought his head down to him.
"I am Loki, of Asgard!" he said to Jenko. I laughed, and Loki turned back to me with another confused look.
"What are you laughing at?"
"You!" I replied.
"What did I do?" I shook my head.
"You two just get acquainted," I said. Loki looked back down at Jenko, who was now licking his paws.
"This creature is intriguing," he said. I laughed again and left Loki to marvel at Jenko while I went back to the kitchen to start on breakfast. I was about halfway done with the waffles when I heard a scream from the living room. A scream and a meow. Oh no.
"AMELIA!" Loki yelled, and I rushed to the living room to find Loki on the floor, wrestling with Jenko, who had attached his claws to Loki's face.
"Jenko, no! Bad kitty!" I said, grabbing at him. Loki stood up before I could and ran into the wall, only to fall down again.
"CAN I PLEASE KILL IT?!" he yelled. I grabbed Jenko and pulled him off of Loki's face with a big tug. He jumped out of my arms and scurried to my bedroom to hide under my bed. I went over to Loki, reaching out to him with concern. He was kneeling in the corner, his hands over his face.
"Loki I'm sorry, are you alright?" I asked. I took his hands down from his face and saw numerous claw marks in his skin, some seeping blood. Loki gave me a pathetic look, his big green eyes like that of a puppy.
"We don't have those in Asgard," he stated pitifully and I tried not to smile as I wrapped my arms around him and pulled him to my chest.
"Aw…I'm sorry."
"Are you laughing? I was attacked!"
"No…I'm going to go get you some peroxide for that." I went back into the kitchen and Loki followed me.
"Peroxide…what's that?"
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"OW! THIS SUBSTANCE BURNS!"