Hi, I am here with another fanfic. I just cannot help myself even when there is not much time. And also time is the reason this fanfic is written in dialogues.
I have to confess Im not from English speaking country, so I apologize for my mistakes. You can correct my as you like.
I dont own any character from Glee and I also borrowed some sentences from the tv show.
Meghan: How did you actually meet? We´ve been asking you for dozen years and still you don´t want to tell us anything. I´m done with your secrets. We´re not children anymore. So, go ahead.
Kurt: Wow, what goes into you, honey?
Meghan: Nothing.
Eric: We had sex ed today.
Meghan: Shut up.
Kurt: Watch your language, young lady.
Meghan: Sorry.
Sebastian: So, you don´t want to know how we met but how we –
Kurt: Don´t finish the sentence.
Sebastian: Make love. Sorry, honey. You cannot silence love.
Meghan: NO. I want to know how you two met.
Eric: Yeah. It´s absurd what humbuck you do about it anyway.
Meghan: We´re adults now and you promised to tell us when we turn adulthood.
Sebastian: Well, it´s not really interesting story. I don´t know why you want to hear it so badly.
Meghan: Papa, please.
Sebastian: Okay.
Meghan and Eric: Thanks, papa.
Sebastian: It was like that. We both were at high school at that time. I went to my favorite café and I saw him immediately. Short hair, neatly brushed, perfectly trimmed, and covered with tones of hair gel. I´d regonize that hair anywhere.
Eric: Was it our dad?
Kurt: No, not at all.
Sebastian: No. It was your uncle Blaine.
Eric: That´s relief.
Sebastian: Hey, it was popular back then.
Meghan: Everything popular doesn´t have to be good-looking.
Kurt: Your papa was one of those who fell for this trend. Dalton Academy was generally drowning in a hair gel. I´ll find some photos.
Sebastian: Do not even think about it!
Meghan: What happened next, papa?
Sebastian: So I came to the table where uncle Blaine was resting. And there was a creature with him everything on him was shouting "I´m gay". He looked more like a girl than anything else. I greeted Blaine and sat down. And this creature came even closer to your uncle´s side. And who else could it be than the one and only Kurt Elisabeth Hummel. I looked at him and I knew it immediately. He deserved a lesson. So I began-
Kurt: I´ve found the photos.
Sebastian: And so I met your dad.
Eric: Really, not interesting at all.
Sebastian: I´ve told you. More interesting is how I and your dad got together.
Eric: Hope it´s worth it.
Sebastian: Sure it is. It started when Kurt came back to Ohio after calling off his and uncle Blaine´s engagement.
Meghan: Wait. They were engaged?
Sebastian: I even helped with their proposal.
Meghan and Eric: What?! Gross!
Sebastian: Exactly.
Kurt: Remember, Blaine helped with our proposal, too.
Meghan: So twisted.
Sebastian: But back to the point. Blaine and Kurt met up at one famous bar, it was called Scandal. But it´s been closed for years. Right, Tweets?
Kurt: There´s a mall now.
Sebastian: So Kurt prepared everything he would say to Blaine. He wanted them to be a couple again. Too late for him, Kurt had realized that Blaine was the love of his life and he would never find a love again.
Kurt: Why are you telling them this stuff?
Sebastian: They have to see how wrong you were. Anyway, Kurt threw his speech in millisecond, and Blaine just sat, and looked at him with his puppy eyes. And than he said…
Blaine: I´m seeing someone.
Kurt: Oh.
David: Hi, Kurt…
Next chapter will bring the weirdest day ever