I have no idea why i'm doing this, but i'm doing it anyway. Here are some long, random reviews I posted.
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Spottedfire:"I wonder who threw the rock?"
Cleversong:"IT WAS ME!! MWAHAHAHA!!"
Spottedfire:"You're not even in the story. NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHO YOU ARE!"
Cleversong:"That's the downside of having a stupid fanfic writer like you as a sister. Cyrstalmask, on the other hand. . ."
Spottedfire:"(growls)Oh, shut up, you snobby-actress-for-commercials-person! Do you knowhow it's like living in your shadow!?"
Cleversong:"No, cause i'm not dumb enough to go in it."
Spottedfire:"Why you little. . . little. . ."
Silversquirrel:(leans over to whisper)"try 'miniature tyrant'."
Spottedfire:"Thank you."
Cleversong:"Hey, no fair! There's two of you!
Silversquirrel:"Not really. Were just different names for,"
Spottedfire:"She gets it."
Squirrelnest:"Hi everyone!"
Cleversong:"Great, now there's three? Time to call in MY BETTER SISTER!"
Spottedfire&Silversquirrel:"SHUT UP!"
Squirrelnest:"Guys, don't tell me you're ruining another review with your nonsense?"
Spottedfire:"But Cleversong started it. . ."
Squirrelnest:(sighs) "Well, might as well get some advertising done. . ."
Cleversong:"HIDDENFANG! Come here for a sec!"
Hiddenfang:"What?"
Spottedfire:"Now THATS not fair! You guys are twins, two seperate people!!"
Cleversong:(sticks tongue out)
Squirrelnest:(ignores them) Forgive myself for not explaining to you readers out there. You see Spottedfire has three names. . ."
Hiddenfang:"What's going on?"
Silversquirrel:"I quit! I can't work under this pressure!"
Squirrelnest:(continues ignoring) "and has assigned us each a personality. Silversquirrel is observant and intelligent. I'm cautious and understanding, and Spottedfire,"
Spottedfire:(pulls out cherry bomb)"BEWARE MY CHERRY BOMB OF DOOM, TWIN SISTERS!"
Cleversong&Hiddenfang: "Ek!"
Hiddenfang:(screaming at Cleversong)"Why's you bring me into all of this!"
Silversquirrel:"Before I leave, I wanna tell you guys about Spottedfire's fanfic, 'Sparky and Pikachu: the egg'. That's all. . .(walks away)"
Squirrelnest:"and Spottedfire is everything else. . ."
Spottedfire:"IT'S GONNA BLOW!"
EVERYONE: "RUN FOR COVER, EEK!"
actual review stops here
(bomb blows up, the sweet sceny of cherry blossoms fill the air. Real cherry blossoms are falling slowly everywhere)
Cleversong: "Wow, pretty!"
Squirrelnest: (nods) "yep!"
Spottedfire: "Hey, what were we here for again?"
Hiddenfang: "I know. . ."
Spottedfire&Cleversong: "TELL ME!!!"
-this was a review for "Past changing Future", by Cyrstalmask. Again, sorry for the randomness!