Kakashi looked at the turkey in front of him.
"Happy Thanksgiving, guys." He said, addressing the horde of Chunnin, jounin and gennin in front of him. All of his friends had shown up. Anko, Genma, Gai, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, and A few others. He and sasuke had fire-style cooked the turkeys themselves, a few minutes before. Anko produced three cans of cranberry sauce while Genma brought out some mashed potatoes. Gai pulled out toothpaste.
"This isn't Halloween Gai." Kakashi said, his usual bored expression showing more than ever. Gai blinded everyone in the room with his smile.
"I know!" he said. Kakashi sighed, sweatdropping. Naruto handed out napkins while Sakura passed out silverware. Sasuke pulled a bottle of sparkling apple juice out of the fridge. He poured everyone a glass. Naruto drank his quickly; evidently unaware that it was sparkling apple juice.
"AHHHH! IT BURNS MY TONGUE!!!!!!" Sasuke smirked. Sakura sighed. Kakashi handed him a glass of water. Naruto sighed, his tongue no longer burning. Kakashi served up everyone a piece of turkey. Genma said the grace and they began eating, bowls of cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, and gravy being passed all around. (Oh, I forgot to mention. Kakashi's random background ninja friend brought gravy…)
Anywho, everyone was having a good time, talking and laughing and chewing. Little did they know how much danger they were all in!!!(Bum bum bum!) Little did they know, a jealous ninja was creeping outside the window. (By the way, they are all in Kakashi's living room.) The ninja smiled, pulling out his secret weapon, and leapt, crashing through the window. Naruto screamed like a girl while everyone else leapt up, forming hand seals or drawing kunai.
"Oh…my…gosh…" Sakura said. Naruto made a loud, overdramatic gasping noise while sasuke and the others said nothing.
"Why did you just break my window?" Kakashi asked blandly.
"I broke your window because I hate Thanksgiving. Christmas is SOOO much better!" the man said in a deep, rumbling voice. Kakashi sighed.
"Just because your Santa Claus, doesn't mean you can go around and ruin people's Thanksgivings." He pointed out to the ninja who had burst through his window. The man sighed.
"Your right." He said, looking downcast and dejected.
"Why do you hate Thanksgiving?" Naruto asked. Kakashi metaphorically slapped his forehead. Here we go again. Another crappy flashback/ life story…
Santa's face brightened a tad and he sighed.
"It all began 2 ½ years ago…"
(FLASHBACK OF DOOM!)
A slightly younger Santa was playing with a stuffed turkey. Then a rabid turkey ninja suddenly appeared and tackled him.
(ENDF FLASHBACK OF DOOM!)
The whole room blinked, a wide variety of expressions on their faces.
"That is so… SAD!" Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Well, since you're here, want some turkey?" Kakashi asked, pulling a chair out of nowhere and handing it to Santa. He nodded.
"Thank you." Then they all went on eating turkey and talking and laughing. That is, until Jack Frost came along…
Fin.
A/N: I know it's a few days late. Don't flame me 'cuz of it. Hoe you enjoyed it! Please review!