Disclaimer: I don not own –man, obviously.
"Ow, Allen! That's my rib! My rib!"
"It's not me!"
"Quiet down, the two of yo- kyaah!"
"I'm sorry, Lenalee! I'm sorry! Are you okay!"
"My cape is stuck…"
"Sshh, you all are being too loud. He'll hear us before he comes in"
"But really, why do we have to stay in here? It's so dark"
"Because it's a surprise, Moyashi- chan! He'll love this sooooo much!"
"I'm not a bean sprout! It's All-"
"Sshh, I hear somebody coming!"
"Oh my god, what am I going to do? What am I going to say?"
"C- calm down, Miss Lotto"
"Hey, he's here!"
"Happy Birthday, Kanda!"
Kanda stayed with a blank expression as six exorcists clapped their hands and shouted in unison. The exorcists wee clapping for a while, and the Japanese just stared, until… he closed the door again. Footsteps went far away, leaving the six to freeze.
"…was that a good reaction?"
"…I don't think so"
"Maybe it was just me, but he might have looked a tiny bit happy"
"Yeah, let's just believe that"
"Was it me? Was it my fault?"
"Calm down, Miss Miranda…!"
A/N Complete idiocy XD thanks for reading!