Hate Letter

so this is a hate letter from Frieza written to Goku

So-called Super Saiyan Goku,

you a are stupid, Saiyans are stupid. I did not make any mistakes. I did what had to be done to that little weak stupid earthling back on Namek. Goku, I hate you little disobedient goblin, why did you destroy my plans. I hate, that you little arrogant arsehole made me rage so badly.

I can now write to you clearly what I will do to you: I will show who's stronger. If I see you next time, I won't be as nice as before.

I hope, that you are reading this letter right now and didn't throw it in the bin at first, because if you did then I'd gladly rip your head off. Believe me and mark my words I would love to cut you into pieces and feed them to the ravens. I want to see you bleed. I will hurt you really bad, you weak, microbic, little Saiyan, that I hate like no one else. My revenge will be sweet and you will die in agony and pain, I will make it sure, you'll do. You dishonoured me badly and there must be revenge for that. Actually I don't want to see your ugly visage ever again, if I only imagine it, I'll get sick. I still cannot believe that me, Frieza, the best, strongest, most intelligent and also mightiest man in the universe did lose to such a Super Saiyan monkey like you. If I were you... You know what I would do? I would move to the other end of the universe, if I were as miserable as you.

To keep it short: I was and am still enraged. I am so f-cking angry that such a weak Saiyan-worm like you could defeat me. It happened while I didn't pay attention and then it was too late. But one day I will annihilate you, you arrogant little arse!

Perhaps my wish is too much for you to be understood. I can imagine that you are too dumb, to understand what the point of this letter is. I WANT MY REVENGE! The only mistake I made was, that I didn't blow up the whole planet of Namek in the first place. But I wanted to see you disgusting, foolish dunce suffer! Yes, you will suffer. And one day I will get the 7 Dragonballs and wish immortality for myself. And then I will destroy you, you henpecked husband! No, I will make mush out of you, you little plum! I will make mincemeat out of you! Die, you worthless piece of shit!

You will soon call me your master, you can bet your life on it!

Your master Frieza

AN: so he freaks out like usual^^ what a psycho! btw his English voice sucks, but Kai's amazing. What do you think?