This movie begins with Prince Charming riding on a hobbyhorse on stage in a small run-down theater (aka, the beginning of Shrek the Third). Then the camera zooms back to reveal silhouettes of Donkey and Puss in Boots, sitting in theater seats in a movie theater.

"Man, do I love this movie. In fact, I love all of the Shrek movies! 1, 2, and 3!" exclaimed Donkey happily.

"Sí my furry, quadruped friend. This movie is probably one of the finest. Especially when I'm in sword fight scenes," Puss said agreeing.

"Ya know Puss. I can't wait 'till Shrek 4 comes out! Ya'll know when that movie comes out?" Donkey asked Puss curiously.

"Hmm…" Puss said as he hesitated, "I believe in… 2010."

"What?!" Donkey shouted in shock, "That can't be! Aw man! I can't believe we have to wait another three years!"

"Well, what can I do? I'm just a Hispanic, sword wielding, kitty-cat! Tell that to the directors!" Puss exclaimed.

"I know. But still, 2010?! Man, this is gonna be a looooooooong three years!" Donkey groaned.

Then suddenly we hear a door opening and closing, which echoes in the theater. Then we hear someone walking in the theater.

"What the…?" Donkey said confused.

"Who's there?!" Puss demanded fiercely, as he jumps out of his seat, grabbing out his sword.

We see another silhouette (which appears to be a dog) walking in the theater, plopping onto a seat, watching the movie.

"What a sec…? Who are you?!" Donkey exclaimed baffled.

The figure turns to Donkey and Puss, and it replies sarcastically (in the voice of Jack Black), "I'm Goldilocks. Who the heck do you think I am?! I'm Otis!" (A/N: If you want to know, I spoofed off that quote from "Death is a Bitch" from Family Guy)

"Otis?! Is that you?!" Donkey exclaimed in disbelief, "I thought you went on your journey. Man, Shrek, Fiona, Puss, the others, and I missed you! Give us some love!"

As Donkey hugged Otis, he grabbed the remote from him saying, "Yoink!"

"Hey!" Donkey said angrily.

Then Otis uses the remote to fast forward the movie.

"Uh, Senor Otis? What are you doing?" Puss asked confused.

"Will ya guys chill. I'm fast forwarding to the part when I come in," Otis replied smoothly.

"But you're not even in this movie," Puss stated.

"Ya, and you can't go out of order," Donkey added.

"Well guys, I some news for you. I got the remote," Otis declared.

"But everyone's gonna be confused!" Donkey said, "We gotta go back to the beginning of the story!"

Donkey snatches the remote Otis and rewinds the movie to the beginning.

"I'm not in the beginning of the story!" Otis exclaimed as he grabbed the remote from Donkey, and fast-forwards it again.

"No, you're not. But does it have to be about you?" Donkey said as grabbed the remote from Otis and rewinds the film, "Also, you're in NEITHER of the Shrek films!"

Otis snatches the remote back and lifts it in the air so Donkey can't get it, as he fast-forwards, and says, "Yes I was! In the sequel!"

Then from nowhere, Puss leaps from behind Otis and grabs the remote, and rewinds as he says, "You're not in Shrek 4."

Once again Otis snatches the remote and fast- forwards, saying, "No! Not the fourth! The one before that!"

"Ya, but they don't know that!" Donkey says as he points at the audience, as Puss grabs the remote from Otis, and rewinds.

"Well why don't we go on forward, to the film I'm in," Otis says as he grabs the remote and fast-forwards.

Then suddenly the film pauses to a scene showing Captain Hook and his crew with evil faces. This immediately scares Donkey, causing him to yell and jump on Otis, causing them to fall to the ground.

Then we see the two rising, with a smiling Donkey, exclaiming, "Hey! I got an idea! Why don't we go on forward, to the film that you're in!"

"Wait a sec? I just said--" Otis said.

"A big sneak peek of this lost sequel. Take them to see the grand sequel, with the lost story, and the lost character," Donkey said proudly.

"Sí. Because what they don't know, that Otis even existed in the world of Shrek, even though did, though they didn't know," Puss explained.

"Couldn't said it better myself," Otis replied as he grabbed the remote from on the ground as he fast- forwarded.

We see the movie fast- forward in great speed, as Donkey asks happily, "So does this mean we're going forward to the end?"

"Oh no, Donkey. No," replied Otis, "We're WAY forward. To after the end."

The movie screen then as a title appear, "Shrek 4".

"Wait! Wait! Hold on a minute!" Otis says as he walks on the screen, "Four? What's with the four? Oh no, no, NO freakin' way!"

As Otis pulls of the four, he says, "The four, has, got to go!"

"Otis we can't use three! There's already been a three!" Donkey states.

"Hmm, you do have a point. It isn't exactly three, but it's not exactly four," Otis says, then he starts thinking and asks, "What are we going to call this movie?"

"Well, while you're thinking, let's eat!" Donkey exclaims as he pulls out a chocolate cupcake, and asks Otis, "Want some Otis?"

"No thanks. I get sick from eating chocolate," Otis says as he continues on thinking.

"Okay. It's you're loss," Donkey replies then turns to Puss, "Want to split this in half?"

Suddenly, Otis' eyes widen when Donkey says half. Then he exclaims, "That's it! Donkey you're a genius!"

From his back, Otis grabs a paint pallet and starts painting the title. When finished, he steps back revealing the title to be, "Shrek 3 ½ ".

"There, now that's what I call a blockbuster title!" Otis exclaims as he marvels at the title.

"Shall we continue with the movie," Donkey asks.

"That would be great, thank you," Otis says as jumps back in the audience and plays the movie.

A/N: So what do you think so far? I you think it's good; I'll REALLY appreciate it if you reviewed. Also I don't own Shrek. Dreamworks does. The only thing I own is Otis. Also if you're curious about him, you'll learn A LOT more about him, later in this story. Also please review!