Ok, for the premise of this story, everyone is back to being happy with each other (Loki included) and Tony has decided to invite everyone over for Karaoke and drinks. Mild OOCness and hilarity involved. I was bored at work and listening to my music and these are the songs I imagined everyone singing. Some things are romantically inclined (I totally ship Science boyfriends, Thorki, Clintasha... which makes me feel bad for Steve.) Hope you like! 3 Mistress

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"Okay okay okay, we have to either sing or get plastered," Tony laughed, his third scotch in hand as he looked around the circle of his friends. "I'm fine either way, just to get that out there."

Clint and Natasha looked at each other, and Bruce smiled slightly. "Then why don't you start off, Stark?" Loki threw at him from behind his glass of wine.

Everyone laughed and Tony rolled his eyes, snarking back"Why don't you start off... fine! I will!"

Natasha leaned over to whisper to Bruce, "My bet is 'Big Balls'" as they watched him fiddle with the karaoke machine.

Everyone's eyes suddenly widened in shock at the soft piano that started to flow from the speakers. "The fuck?" Clint mouthed as Tony grabbed the cordless mic.

"I hear the ticking of the clock, I'm lying here the rooms pitch dark," he sang, hid eyes dancing at the reactions his choice of song was eliciting. He continued to sing and walked toward them, and when he reached the chorus he stood in front of Bruce and belted, "Till now! I always got by on my own, I never really cared until I met you! And now it chills me to the bone, how do I get you alone? How do I get you alone?" and began to back away as everyone laughed and clapped.

Bruce's face was beet red, but he was laughing too as he watched Tony finish singing the 80's power ballad.

Tony laughed and bowed slightly at the end of his song, "What, did you think I was so one dimensional that I would pick an AC/DC song?" he asked as he fell into the couch and took the offered scotch back from Steve.

"Yeah," Natasha laughed, "But that was also 80's music."

"Alright fine missy, if you're going to make fun of me, then you're up next!"

She visibly stiffened and the relaxed as a smile spread across her face. "Okay, but I'm warning you now, I don't sing."

She sashayed to the computer and clicked away for a few seconds before standing in front of the screen. Guitar and drums built up from the speakers, and she took a deep breath. "I love myself, I want you to love me," she sang breathily into the microphone. "When I feel down, I want you above me, I search my self, I want you to find me. I forget myself, I want you to remind me..."

Tony gasped, "Oh fuck," and spilled some of his drink as he leaned forward.

Steve looked at Tony and then back to Natasha, who was nearing the chorus.

"I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself," she sang, her eyes closed and hips swaying in time to the music. "Ahahah I don't want anybody else, oh no oh no oh no!"

Her hand traced her side as she danced with herself. "Your the one who makes me come running" she sang, locking her eyes on Clint, who was staring. "You're the sun who makes me shine. When you're around I'm always laughing...I want to make you mine!"

Everyone started to laugh and wolf whistle and she continued to sing and dance, ever more provocatively. "I want you... I don't want ANYBODY else... and when I think about you...I touch myself," She murmured. "Oooh...oooh... oooooh... Ahahahahah!"

She finished the song as she was walking back to the couch, where she sat next to a shell shocked looking Clint.

She looked at the men around her, a smirk playing across her lips. "Who's next?" she asked sweetly.

Steve cleared his throat quietly and held his hand out to her. "I'll go."

"So whatcha gonna sing, Cap?" Tony slurred, having finished off his third through fifth scotches while Natasha was singing. "Sinatra?"

Steve just looked at Tony for a few seconds. "Natasha, will you help me with this please?" he asked, glancing at her from next to the computer. She looked surprised but walked next to him. He leaned down and whispered something in her ear and she looked startled for a second before laughing quietly.

She found what he wanted and clicked, then hurried away to the couch again. Everyone waited for the few seconds of silence that precluded the song, and then Steve, blushing, sang quietly, "I'm so addicted to, all the things you do, when you're going down on me, in between the sheets. All the sounds you make, with every breath you take, its unlike anything, when you're loving me."

He sang the whole song staring at the screen, blushing brighter and brighter as the song progressed. At the songs close, he stiffly walked back to the couch as everyone clapped and hooted for him.

"Seriously?"Tony exclaimed, leaning into him, "Who was THAT to?"

Steve looked at him and said, "No one in particular, I just liked that song more than most of the modern music."

Bruce smiled at Steve and said, "You did a good job with it, I'm impressed."