The Tale of the Non-Interview:~ An insight into the minds of KStew & TayTay when they found out SydneyTwiMum would NOT be a part of the press junket for Australia.
"Hey Kris, did you hear the shitty news?" Taylor turns from his open laptop to look at Kristen.
Looking up from her copy of The Kingdom by Jennifer McBay Barry Kristen asks "What's that Tay? Shitty news? How unexpected to have shitty news when on a junket for a Summit production!"
Taylor laughs and nods his head in agreement and continues "Yeh, so did you hear that there is a cute MILF that wanted to interview us?" he asks
"Wait, Tay, did you just say MILF? Really?" Kristen arches eye her left brow with a smirk forming on her lips. Taylor shrugs giving Kristen his famous cheeky grin. While shaking her head Kristen encourages him to continue "Ok, so, about this MILF?"
"Yeh, well I was on Facebook planting on my Farmville farm and I was sent a link to this group started by a Mom. She wants to be a part of the press junket for our Australia visit. She mounted a Facebook campaign and a YouTube video, also got her followers on twitter on board too. Pretty impressive I have to say!" He states nodding his head.
Putting down her book, she turns to look at Taylor and let's out a chuckle "Wait, back the fuck up a sec! You. Are. On. Facebook? Really? How are you on Facebook and you not bombarded by the gazillion fangirls?" Kristen asks making air quotes when saying fangirls
"Yeh, well I use my mad stealthy skills so really only my family know it's me. It's my superhero secret identity! It helps to keep in touch when I'm travelling and stuff" he continues "So apparently I heard, everyone's ignoring this Mom, her names SydneyTwiMum and she's really upset. They're not letting her be a part of the press junket or Q&A. Nothing! Her whole campaign was about how she wanted to be a bit different than the usual media and actually ask us question that the fans want to ask, and by that I don't mean will you be my boyfriend..Ugh, as if that is going to happen. Fuck those questions annoy me so much." He says shaking his head. "And thanks to TMZ everyone already knows I have the whole Tay squared thing in the bag." he continued.
"FUCK..Are you kidding me..why not?" she responds exasperated while running her hands through her hair "I'd rather fucking talk to a Mom then some of those rampaging teenybopper weirdos, or the media dogs, no offense to our fans or dogs of course! My Mom is an Aussie and she is all sorts of awesome. I bet it would have been brilliant to hang out with a real Aussie Mom and have her interview us. 'Fucking stupid media'" she mumbles to herself.
"Yeh, I know" he says with a sigh "I heard she wanted to have a 'cup of tea and a chat' whatever the hell that means"
"See now that is just adorable. Mom loves cups of tea, she says 'a cup of tea fixes everything!' Now I'm pissed. Seriously, it'd be so nice to have some fresh faces and fresh questions on these things. I hate how the media have pigeon holed us! I just want to smash the box and just be me! I mean I am 19 years old for fucks sake!" She finishes with a pout.
"Yeh I know what you mean. She was even going to get me a t-shirt that said Aussie Beef Patties Taste Better. How awesome is that?" he says flexing his arm muscles. "Anyway, so yeh, they won't let her into our Q&A now. I saw on Twitter she's been trying to win tickets, but it's a phone in competition whatever that means."
"What the FUCK, Taylor, you're on Facebook AND Twitter, Twatter, Whatever? Wow, I'm impressed! And slightly jealous" shaking her head she continues "Well shit, now I'm just sad. That would've been so fun."
"Yeh, I know, it totally would have, but there really isn't much we can do eh? We both know we're just the meat in the media sandwich and don't have any say on where we go or who we talk to." shrugging he continues "Oh well, better get our big pants on and deal with all the media asshats again."
"Yeh oh the joy" Kristen added full of her usual sarcasm. Just as she was going to pick up her book and be immersed in the Irish magic of Rioghan and The Kingdom her phone rings. As she glances at the caller ID her eyes light up "I'll be right back" she stands to make her way to the balcony, pressing the green button "Hey babe, I miss you, how are you" the sound of the sliding door closing effectively cutting off the rest of the conversation from Taylor.
Rolling his eyes and turning back to his laptop Taylor keeps looking through the Facebook photos on the SydneyTwiMum campaign. He giggles at all the ones that have been 'made' of him and Kristen, loving his fans just that little bit more.
END A/N: This has been a co-collab by SydneyTwiMum & Ladybug's Mum. This is just a sample of the awesomeness that we will be bringing to Fan Fiction in the near future! Stay Tuned!
Shout out to afoolishmortal who gave us some Facebook inspiration! Read her new story Say Hello Wave Goodbye now!
Ooo and definitely shoutout and plug to our friend SunKing who is a wonderful FF author but also the published author of The Kingdom (Jennifer McBay Barry) buy it on Amazon in printed or e-book form!