I fell. That is the last thing I remember when I woke up...I awoke on a pile of buttercups, a giant hole above me of which I seemingly fell down in. Something just occured to me, though...I was climbing mt. Ebbot...So I guess that means I'm UNDERGROUND if I fell through the hole? I don't quite know...But it seemed unlikely. The underground sure looked like someone tidied it 3 times a week.
"Ugghhh.." I groaned as I tried to stand up, but the pain of my crushed bones restrained me from doing that.
'Crap...' I thought as I looked down at my foot. 'My ankle's broken...'
I turned to the sound of giggling from behind me.
I froze.
'What the f...?' A flower. It had a face. A flower with a face. Now I've seen it all.
"GOLLY!" It squealed as it 'pretended' to only just see me. "That was quite a fall!"
The flower looked at my ankle with a smile spread across its face.
"Need some HELP?~" It said quite creepily - emphasizing the 'help' bit a little TOO much for my liking.
"S-Sorry..." I stuttered. I had no idea how I was able to speak words after what I am seeing, but I really don't care at this point. "C-Could you...tell me where I am?"
The flower gasped.
"Oh golly! How rude of me! I forgot to tell you, you're in the RUINS! And I'm Flowey! Flowey the Flower~..." It introduced quite loudly, with it's hollowed voice echoing through the big space.
"R-Right...is this place...underground, F-Flowey?" I asked, looking around.
"Why yes it is!" It nodded enthusiastically.
"Ah...alright." I said, awkwardly.
All of a sudden a ray of sunshine flashed down on me and I was no longer feeling any pain.
I blinked a few times, still unable to take in what has happened in these few minutes.
"That sunshine...why am I no longer hurt?" I questioned, standing up.
Flowey just laughed. "That wasn't SUNSHINE, silly! That was the MAGIC of the UNDERGROUND! It heals all wounded folk who come here!" It shouted with a giant grin.
I nodded and stood up.
"Okey dokey," I started, slowly pointing behind me and walking off slowly. "Now if you don't mind, I'll be going home."
The Flower, surprisingly, popped up out the ground in front of me.
"You can't just up 'n leave, silly! You're trapped now." Flowey smiled, weirdly.
I panicked and started to tear up as I though of my family, waiting for me back home.
"W-Well, does that mean I'm not ever getting back then!?" I cried, pathetically.
"No." It smiled.
I curled up into a ball on the ground and sobbed pittifully on the place I had landed.
"Well, since you're probably not ever going to leave," It giggled. "I can help you get through the underground!"
I looked up and wiped my eyes.
"I...I just want to go home." I explained. "I have a family."
That seemed to be a trigger for Flowey as his smile dropped, but in a second it grinned again.
"Oh well, I'm sorry. But I have already explained you won't be getting anywhere so far!" The creepy flower chuckled. "But I can help you."
"I don't really-"
A red heart popped up in front of me, and the flower winked, making me get a little flustered.
"Ok, here we are! In battle! And you see that red heart?" It asked.
"Kind of hard not to as it's floating right in front of me, bright red." I rolled my eyes in response.
"That is your SOUL! The very culmination of your being!" It explained deeply.
"Big words there, flowey." It seemed to be ignoring everything I say, though, to which I gave zero craps about what a magical flower thinks.
"I want to give you some LV!" It shouted. "What does LV stand for you ask?"
"I didn't ask-"
"Why, LOVE of course!" It beamed joyfully.
I narrowed my eyes at the ignorant flower.
"You want some LOVE, don't you?" It asked.
"No, not really-"
"Here, LOVE is shared through...little, white 'friendliness' pellets!" Flowey explained whilst the white seeds appeared out of nowhere.
"Little, white 'friendliness pellets'." I repeated. "Such a good name for them."
"Hehe, thanks!" It thanked, whilst clearly not being able to understand sarcasm.
"I'm going to send out my pellets now! Get ready!" Flowey shot them out everywhere. "Quick! Get as many as you can!" He ordered.
I didn't move. I didn't want to touch his 'friendliness pellets'.
"Uh, buddy. You missed them." Flowey said with a rather smug facial expression - clearly aggravated. "Let's try that again."
It, once again, shot out the pellets. I, once again, didn't move. But I had a searing pain in my leg as one - unnoticed by me - hit me in my thigh.
I dropped to the floor and clutched my bleeding leg.
"WHAT THE HELL?" I cried.
"Owww...urgh...A-Ah!" I whined a little as the pain only got worse.
"Hehehe...Haha...HAHA...HAHAHAHAHA!" The flower laughed demonically as I dragged myself - as fast as I could go - against a wall and closed my eyes tightly, awaiting the inevitable.
Flowey popped up in front of me as I opened my eyes, and casted pellets, all surrounding my 'soul'.
"You IDIOT!" It insulted crazily. "WHO WOULD PASS UP ON AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS!?"
The pellets started closing in on the red heart - and then...stopped.
Flowey gave a confused look.
"What the...?- AH!" The flower cried as it flew off as a result of being hit by a...magical...fireball.
"Oh my goodness!" I heard a woman's voice from the shadow's call out to me from a distance...