Tsuki Rising
Summary: [One-shot Collection] Ch 1: Sasuke teaches Sakura a valuable lesson.
A/N: WARNING: If you are a huge fan of Sakura, DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU CAN TAKE IT! Because I for one would be saddened to see my story get flamed.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters. Anything Naruto related belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.
Chapter One: Sasuke teaches Sakura a valuable lesson.
By: 10ShizukaYuukiMistress10
"Sasuke-kun is so amazing!" Sakura announced for the one billionth time, in a high-pitched fangirl squeal.
"Um... I guess." Naruto muttered uncertainly. "I was wondering, Sakura-chan... would you like to get some ramen? Just you and me?-"
"Sasuke is the most amazing person in the world! I mean he's so hott, and he's so cool, and he's so strong!" Sakura screamed happily.
"Hey Sakura-chan... what about me? Aren't I amazing too?!"
Sakura looked at Naruto for the first time that day.
"Ew! No! You're just an annoying baka!" Sakura shouted.
"Sakura-chan... you're being mean!" Naruto shouted back. This earned him a fist in the stomach.
"Ouch! What was that for?!"
Sakura ignored him. "Did you see Sasuke today? Oh. My. Goodness! He looked soo -"
"Sakura-chan!" Naruto wined. "Why is it always Sasuke-teme? He's just a jerk-"
"How dare you call MYSasuke-kun that! You're gonna pay baka!"
Sakura punched Naruto in the head and threw him across the path and into a wall.
"That ough'ta teach you!" She said, dusting off her hands. "Now... where was I? Oh yeah! Did you see his hair? It was the most beautiful shade of-"
"Sakura."
"Not again baka! Just you wait until I get my hands on you!"
Sakura turned around, only to gasp and clutch her mouth.
"S...Sasuke-kun!"
The Uchiha remained impassive.
"Where is Naruto?"
"Oh that baka? Why do you want to see him, when you can see me instead!"
"Because I need to train."
"Then train with m-"
"And no, I won't train with you – you're worse than Naruto."
"B-But-"
"You're annoying. You know nothing about me."
"S-Sasuke"
"So I suggest you stop wasting time ogling me and become stronger."
"..."
A/N: This is my attempt at a crack-fic, so tell me what you thought of it via review! Thanks!
Ja ne,
Yuuki