Disclaimer: Not mine. Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling.
Author's Note: This is a parody of sorts I guess? Heh. I just wanted to write something a bit more light-hearted and funny from the Just a Silly Shower universe.
Outtakes…Just a Silly Shower
"Malfoy…I've been thinking about this and I really need to know the answer."
"What?"
"It's…" she hesitated. "It's really important, and I need you to give me an honest response."
"Anything, Hermione. Ask me anything."
"Are you sure Malfoy? Can you take the burden of telling me the truth?"
"Of course!"
"You have to absolutely sure Draco! I don't know what I'd do if…if…" she let out a slight sob.
"Hermione!" Draco shouted, slightly panicked and worried, "Please! I'd do anything for you!"
She took a deep breath. "This bed…it didn't belong to either Crabbe or Goyle, did it?"