A/N: Ok, I'm hyper, so don't get on my case about who/what Ron is obsessing over. Anywho's, for those people who can't read this is a Harry Potter parody, but you're not going to find out with who/what until the end. And don't worry, I put the "Disclaimer" at the end.

Also if you've read this story before, it's because I've posted it before only on a different pen name.

Ron's Obsession

Hermione's Thoughts:

I knew I never should have taken him with us. But then again, I never thought he would have, well, become this obsessive. He's started to ignore me. ME! His own girlfriend!! He never spends time with me anymore. I'm not trying to sound clingy, but he's not just my boyfriend, he's one of my best friends. It's as if I never see him anymore. Harry's trying his best to reason with Ron, I can tell, but I don't think it's working. I don't know what we're going to do...

Harry's Thoughts:

I can't believe why Ron's obsessing this much!! Maybe it's the same obsessive genes his dad has with muggle objects. Yeah, that must be it, I mean, there's no other explanation for it. I don't know why I suggested he come with Hermione and I to the movies. How are we going to fix this? I need my best friend back. Hermione's great ... and I can talk to her about everything, but it's just not the same. I don't know what we're going to do...

"Ron?" Hermione said quietly in the common room as Harry and Hermione were finishing their homework. Ron, however, was engulfed in staring at his most treasured possession.

"Ron? Hermione repeated a little louder.

"Huh, what?" Ron responded idly in a dazed voice. Harry sifted uncomfortably, knowing what she was going to say and wonder how he was going to react.

"I-I think we should see other people, Ron..."

Ron sat there though it didn't seem like the piece of information was sinking in.

"But-" Ron started, but Hermione cut him off.

"Ron, it's just that we're growing apart and you've become-become..." Hermione trailed off, unable to find the right words.

"Obsessive." Harry finish for her, knowing exactly what she was talking about.

Ron looked taken aback. "But nobody breaks up with..." Ron started to have a gleam in his eyes as he picked up the action figure that was still in his hands and thrust it into the air (much like the Lion King), "with ULTRA LORD!!"

And with that, Ron got up and started running around the common room with his Ultra Lord in his hand as if he were flying.

A/N: LOL!!! I know I'm crazy!!! But You can't blame me, blame the sugar!! It's the sugar I tell you, THE SUGAR!!!! And no, I don't like Jimmy Neutron, I only like Ultra Lord, cuz Ultra Lord is COOL!!! But yeah, I don't care that this might be lame. just R/R, and flame me if ya really feel like you need to. I could use them to make my dinner tomorrow.

Oh yeah, and here's the "Disclaimer" that I owe you guys who don't already know that I own nothing.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything!!! Well, I guess I do own my tooth brush ... but that's it!! I swear!!