Guidelines to living with the Avengers

1. No matter what Tony says DO NOT replace Nick Fury's eye patch with a waffle.

(It was quite funny, until Fury found out I did it, he ended up taking revenge and glued me to a chair during a fake briefing.)

2. Hiding Thor's Pop tarts does not earn you approval stickers with Thor or Tony.

(I hid his Pop tarts and the kitchen was destroyed. Tony nearly killed me by using me as target practice for his suit.)

3. Calling Clint a wiener during a mission only gets you blown up.

(Tony called Clint a wiener when he was flying by and Clint ended up shooting him with one of his blasting arrows and Tony fell out of the sky; for the third mission in a row.)

4. Not under any circumstances is anyone allowed to tamper with Loki's first cup of coffee.

(Tony put milk and sugar into it, and he wasn't able to drink coffee for a month. I turned it into snakes; Loki hid a snake in my bed.)

5. On new recruits firsts day playing dead when you walk in is not allowed.

(Fury literally pushed me off the edge of the hellicarrier and into the frigid waters.)

6. I'm not allowed to play checkers with Bruce anymore.

(I lost and then mimicked him turning into the Hulk.)

7. Don't eat Chinese without Loki.

(He WILL find out and get his revenge. That man loves his Chinese.)

8. Telling Tony that you flushed all of his liquor down the toilet only makes you target practice.

(I dared Clint to do it once, and he had scorch marks all over him for a week.)

9. Daring Steve not to break anything for a day will only get you having the rest of the team supposedly break things.

(Poor Bruce ended up 'breaking' a cabinet door and got screamed at by Tony.)

10. Daring Tony not to use a sarcastic comment while he dares you not to use magic is not very appreciated.

(We dared each other and I ended up having a tiny robot follow me all day singing the Nyan Cat song.)

AN- Yay! New story from Miss Copper! Well more like some weird thing that she has no clue why she made it XD. Anywho I hopped you guys liked it, and if you have any rule ideas just post in comments!