The Night Joe Went Crazy
By DJ M
Disclaimer: This Song fic is a parody of Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went
Crazy." I don't own Digimon or Weird Al Yankovic. And sorry if your favourite
character dies in this fic. I have nothing against anybody, really.
Down in the Digiworld
Peace had been restored
Everyone was partying
And no one was bored
When Joe busted in
Nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hand
And cheap whiskey on his breath
From his glasses to his shoes
He was coved with ammo
Like a nerdy, drunk, disgruntled, Digi Rambo
And he smiled as he said
With a worried look in his eye
"Summer's almost over
And you're all gonna die!"
The night Joe went crazy
The night Jyou Kido went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, Server is gone now
He blew it up with a bomb
Everywhere you'll find pieces
Of Agumon and Gabumon
And he tied up TK
And He held Mimi hostage
And he ground up Tentomon
Into Digisausage
He got Tai, Matt, and Sora
With an old German Luger
And he slashed up Izzy
Just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
And he barbequed Biyomon
And he took a big bite and said
"It tastes just like flaming yawn"
The night Joe went crazy
The night Gomamon's pal went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Digiworld
Without stepping in Digimon guts
There's the Digi team and the FBI
There's a van from the Digiworld News
And Helicopters circling 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
and everyone's dyin' to know oh Joe, oh why
My, my, my, my, my, my
You used to be such a nervous guy
Yes New Digidestined, now Joe's doing time
In the Digiworld Prison for his infamous crime
Hey little Cody don't you worry about our hero
He'll be out with good behaviour in Digimon five zero
But now Kari's in therapy
And TK's still nervous
And Mimi's hiding out
With a security service
And they say Gomamon,
He's on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout- the night Joe went crazy
The night Ol' Reliable Flipped
Broke his back over Mimi's whining
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Wo, the night Joe went crazy
The night Jyou Kido went insane
Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain.
A/N: Well I hoped you like it. By the way, the Digi team is Leomon and all the
Digimon allies that helped them fight The Dark Masters.
