Angel You Dork
Author- Vicky
E-mail- Stargoddess109@Aol.com
Disclaimer- I don't own them. I LIKE them… but I don't own them. Satan owns
them. And drags them through hot coals all week long… even on RERUNS!
Timeline- After Jenny was killed by Angel. I've decided that she didn't like
it and she wants to come back ok? I think you'll all appreciate that.
Spoilers- none that I can think of….
Synopsis- Jenny is NOT dead yet. What if the characters of a fic came alive
and demanded changes in the script? What would the author do?
Author's notes- you should all know that when I do this: […] that's ME
talking. The author… thanks.. I drank lots of Mountain Dew before hand… and
it's 12:35 at night… so deal with it. I think It's funny!
Rating- PG-13 (some language)






She sat at the table in her classroom typing furiously on the computer in
front of her. She looked up from the blue screen every once and a while to
scowl at the screen.

Suddenly, she looked up towards the ceiling with a confused look on her face.

Jenny- Hey… aren't I dead or something?

[Huh?]

Jenny- Um…. Wasn't I killed like 3 season's ago?

[No, I decided to bring you back. You're not dead… ok?]

She pauses for a moment to look around then looks back up.

Jenny- Duuude… I was there. I felt and heard the snap myself. I'm dead… Did
you forget to watch the tape of that episode? Didn't you buy the video box?
The episode was really good, besides me DYING and all…

[ No, I didn't buy the set. I'm cheap. So sue me. Jenny… come on now… play
nice]

Jenny- WHAT?!?!? Giles got to beat Angel up with a flaming baseball bat but I
can't even be dead in peace? What kind of fic is this anyway?

[Look… your not gonna be dead ok? Be happy… Just get back to typing so Angel
can come in]

Jenny- Oh…. I see…. You want HIM in this fic… sure go ahead

She holds up her hands in a defensive manner

Jenny- no need to get all prissy with me. It was just kinda boring for two or
three years to be dead. But if you want me to keep "typing" I'll go right
ahead….

[Sorry…. I'm just angsting about the whole killing you thing and I would
really like to get on with the story…]

Jenny- Oh… I see… This is another one of those
'Angel-gets-his-ass-kicked-two-different-ways-for-being-such-a-major-ass' fics?

[ kinda… got a problem?]

Jenny- nope. I like them kinds of fics. Can I hit him with something? I mean…
Willow went after Xander with an ax. Do I get an ax?

[No]

Jenny- well.. ok then… just TOSS jenny around why don't we…. Never give her
anything COOL!

A dark shadow appears in the back on the room…

Angel- HELLLOOO??! I'm waiting back here for my cue.. can we get on with it.
My face hurts from looking like this for so long.

He looks at Jenny

Angel- Hey…. hun.. I killed you already… quite stalling fate

Jenny- Well EXCUUUSSSEEE me!

She stands with her hands on her hips

Jenny- **I** am the victim in this room. So you can just go outside somewhere
and lurk in the shadows… So get out of here! You're messing up her fic! Wait
your turn! Oh… Another thing 'hun'… Why are you in vamp mode already? That
doesn't come till later. Didn't you read your script?

Angel- Oh yeah

He reverts to his normal face

Angel- Can we just get on with this?

He leaves

Jenny- jeez… men

She rolls her eyes skyward

Jenny- OK, I'm cool. Let's take it from the top…

[**sigh**]




She sat at the table in her classroom typing furiously on the computer in
front of her. She looked up from the blue screen every once and a while to
scowl at the screen.

She glances upward

Jenny- Can I turn on a light? I mean… here I am in the dark and I'm staring
at a really dark computer screen. It hurts… and it SHOULDN'T hurt because of
me being dead and all

[Will you SHUT UP about the dead thing? You are SO not dead, ok? Now get on
with this… And if you want the lights on, get up and turn them on yourself.]

She sighs rudely

Jenny- I really SHOULD have some lights on. I feel as if I'm in a really bad
X-Files episode

[Hey… ok... I didn't write not having the lights on. Joss did.]

She rolls her eyes and gives her best Cordy impression

Jenny- what-EVER

Standing… she walks over and flips on the light switch

Angel- Ahh… Jenny darling…

Angel gives her an evil grin

Angel- Fancy meeting you here…

Her head jerks around and she gasps in horror at the figure seated in the
back of the room. She breathes shallow and has terror etched in her eyes.

Pause

Her eyes widen

Jenny- ANGEL YOU DORK!!!

She drops her hands to her side

Jenny- Cut it out! This isn't a joke. We're trying to re-enact this! You're
screwing things up again!

Angel- ok… Chill out Jen. You're dead, I'm dead, Can't we all just get along?

Jenny- How come you didn't pull this stuff with Joss?

He stands straight

Angel- Joss is God

Jenny- Don't I know it…

Angel- Sorry, We can do it again. I'll be nice, I swear.

Jenny- Geez. Fine. Just go outside and wait for your cue. And this time try
and get in here BEFORE I turn the lights on.

She sighs looking upwards

Jenny- Alright. Here we go again.

[**double sigh**]