Authors Notes: Hi! This is Bunny! I'm the one always doing the Notes
and Disclaimers and all that crap! Julia's a lazy ass! JUST KIDDING!!
Anyway... This story is not meant to diss anyone in particular, or to
bash any one character or ethnicity... We do not mean for you to take
this personally... It's just supposed to be a spoof. You can visit our
website at www.angelfire.com/anime3/sailorprune/comic_scripts.html
There will be a comic of this story posted soon... I am working on the
tones as I'm typing this... ^^ This site is under construction since
the comic isn't there yet, but it will be! So just hang tight! Enjoy!!
Disclaimers: If I actually owned Sailor Moon do you honestly think that
I would be sitting here right now typing this crap?! NO!! I would be
rolling in my riches!!! But... I DO own Mamo-chan... I DO! REALLY!
I'M NOT LYING!! I SWEAR!!
Rated R: Very crude langauge... like "duck" without the d and with and
f over and over again... ^^;
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 1: Scene 1
Usagi's bedroom, 3:24 AM
SFX: *BEEP BEEP*
Usagi: Huh? (Wakes up from a dream consisting of a chocolate covered
Mamoru and Usagi licking it all off...)
Narrator: Oops!! Hehe... ^^;
Usagi: (Pulls communicator out of dresser draw. Flips open switch and
presses the symbol for moon)
Usagi: Yeah? What's the problem?
Rei: Usagi! Hurry up! There's been a youma attack!
Usagi: (gasps) What? But Chaos has been defeated!
Rei: We'll figure that out later! Just get you're ass over here!
Usagi: (frowns) Where's the attack, pyro?
Rei: Crown Fruit Parlor! Now hurry up!
Usagi: Right! (blinks) Um... Rei-chan... I don't have the ginzishou
anymore remember?
Rei: Er... Well... JUST GET OVER HERE!!!! (shuts off connection)
Usagi: (sighs) I'm gonna get killed one of these days... PERMANENTLY!
Authors Notes: OK! CALM DOWN!! I KNOW THAT WAS SHORT!! I'M JUST DOING
IT BY SCENE!! THE NEXT SCENE WILL BE UP IN A FEW MINUTES SO JUST CALM
DOWN!! ... Thank you... PLEASE REVIEW!!!! AND GO TO
www.angelfire.com/anime3/sailorprune/comic_scripts.html
and Disclaimers and all that crap! Julia's a lazy ass! JUST KIDDING!!
Anyway... This story is not meant to diss anyone in particular, or to
bash any one character or ethnicity... We do not mean for you to take
this personally... It's just supposed to be a spoof. You can visit our
website at www.angelfire.com/anime3/sailorprune/comic_scripts.html
There will be a comic of this story posted soon... I am working on the
tones as I'm typing this... ^^ This site is under construction since
the comic isn't there yet, but it will be! So just hang tight! Enjoy!!
Disclaimers: If I actually owned Sailor Moon do you honestly think that
I would be sitting here right now typing this crap?! NO!! I would be
rolling in my riches!!! But... I DO own Mamo-chan... I DO! REALLY!
I'M NOT LYING!! I SWEAR!!
Rated R: Very crude langauge... like "duck" without the d and with and
f over and over again... ^^;
Sailor Prune and the Sailor Laxatives
Act 1: Scene 1
Usagi's bedroom, 3:24 AM
SFX: *BEEP BEEP*
Usagi: Huh? (Wakes up from a dream consisting of a chocolate covered
Mamoru and Usagi licking it all off...)
Narrator: Oops!! Hehe... ^^;
Usagi: (Pulls communicator out of dresser draw. Flips open switch and
presses the symbol for moon)
Usagi: Yeah? What's the problem?
Rei: Usagi! Hurry up! There's been a youma attack!
Usagi: (gasps) What? But Chaos has been defeated!
Rei: We'll figure that out later! Just get you're ass over here!
Usagi: (frowns) Where's the attack, pyro?
Rei: Crown Fruit Parlor! Now hurry up!
Usagi: Right! (blinks) Um... Rei-chan... I don't have the ginzishou
anymore remember?
Rei: Er... Well... JUST GET OVER HERE!!!! (shuts off connection)
Usagi: (sighs) I'm gonna get killed one of these days... PERMANENTLY!
Authors Notes: OK! CALM DOWN!! I KNOW THAT WAS SHORT!! I'M JUST DOING
IT BY SCENE!! THE NEXT SCENE WILL BE UP IN A FEW MINUTES SO JUST CALM
DOWN!! ... Thank you... PLEASE REVIEW!!!! AND GO TO
www.angelfire.com/anime3/sailorprune/comic_scripts.html