There she was, standing just a few feet away from me was someone who could kick my ass in ten different ways if she wanted to. She was the second in command of the delinquents and one of the strongest students in the school Murasaki Punku. My eyes went to the crowbar in her hands which looked like it could bash my brains out if I said the wrong thing and that scary smiley mask didn't help at all. Using all my intelligence and tricky I was able to get her away from her group of friends so I could do what I had to do; ask her out and prove a point to my friends.

"Alright wimp you have 30 seconds tell me why you called me out her." She growled.

Now it's worth telling you that I don't flirt with many girls. "Hi I'm Phoenix Suoh can you hold my hand so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?" And now you know why.

She stared at me for a moment half confused and half annoyed. Finally she was able to make something come out her mouth "What?"

"What I mean to say was; do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you." Before she could even react I took off my left shoe and pulled my foot up "I mean touch my socks their boyfriend material."

At this point she pointed her crowbar at me looking as if she was about to use it to rip my kneecaps off. "Are you trying to mock me you clown? Just what the hell are you trying to say?"

Noticing the rage in her eyes I got down on my knees and put my hands together. "Please don't hurt me." I begged "I just wanted to tell you I think you're really cute and was hoping you'd go on a date with me."

I looked up at her and I could see that I might have baffled her just a little bit. She pulled me up by my collar and lifted me off the ground. "Is this some sort of a fucking joke, are you pulling some kind of a prank on me and did you just call me CUTE?" She yelled making me regret getting out of bed this morning. If I didn't say something I was a dead man and that's only if I'm lucky.

"No I really mean it I've had a crush on you for a long time now and I just worked up the courage to ask you out so please go out with me." I really hoped she would believe my lie I had already achieved what I had to do now I just had to worry about getting out alive.

Basically I had a bet with my friends that I could ask out any girl of their choosing if I did I'd get 5000 yen. To be honest I didn't really do this for the money it was just because I couldn't turn down a challenge and also because my friends started to make chicken noises when I looked like I was going to turn it down when they picked her. If there's one thing I hate more than turning down a challenge is people poorly imitating my favorite barnyard animal.

"Seriously you're trying to ask me out?" Murasaki said her tone getting slightly less intimidating.

"Yes just give me a chance to prove myself to you." I now prepared to run off after she rejected me so I could get out and gloat to my buddies.

"Fine you win, one date."

"Well that's too bad see you around." I began to walk away only to quickly turn back around "Wait did you just say yes?"

She shot me an annoyed look "Are you deaf or something? I said yes, now then let me ask you a question what the hell is that in your pants?" She then pointed to my groin area which was circular shaped, as if something was stuck down there.

I looked down and said "I put a frying pan down my pants to protect me from being attacked there because I didn't expect this to go down the way it did. I mean let's be honest you did almost hit me with that crowbar when I was flirting with you."

She scoffed and said "Is that what you call it?"

"I haven't flited with that many girls before."

"Obviously so tell me where are you planning to take me for this date?"

"Uh you see I didn't think I would get this far so I didn't plan that far ahead, I think their having a festival this weekend at about two, want to go to that?" Well this was unexpected turn of events, she actually said yes now the only question is why? This had to be some sort of a prank like after I said this she'd hit me with that crowbar and laugh at my face.

"Whatever meet me at the entrance at 2:30 and do not be late or else." Once she finished she turned around and walked away leaving dumbstruck.

Once she was out of sight I took out my phone and said "You guys get all of that?"

"I can't believe she said yes even after your stupid pickup lines." Hayato said in obvious disbelief.

"Well I guess you won the bet, good job Nick." I could hear Sora say "Well enjoy your date then"

With that I could hear them hang up the call leaving me to figure out what the hell I had to do alone.

A/N so yeah that's it for part one, now I did this because I noticed a lack of delinquent stories for yandere simulator and I decided to fix that. Oh and in case you're wondering Murasaki Punku means purple punk, this was because I kind of wanted to fit in with the yandere simulator naming scheme, oh and Phoenix Suoh was just because I wanted to think of the most obvious protagonist name ever because this seems like the kind of game where that would be appropriate. If the delinquents get real names I will probably change this but till then I'm going to think of punny names for them. SO let me know what you think and peace out.