The Mini War: The Avengers Play With Action Figures

by the-next-avenger777

When Pepper gives Tony a set of Avengers action figures, Tony challenges his fellow superheroes to the ultimate mini war. Just a humorous idea that came to mind while reading Avengers comic books. Not meant to be taken seriously at all.

1. Chapter 1

Hi guys! So this is my first fan fic so please don't be too harsh! Also, this chapter is just an intro and is not that funny, but the rest of the story is (I hope). ENJOY!

Bruce sighed. He was incredibly bored. He was probably the world's most bored person. Just as he was getting up to find something to do, Natasha walked in. "Are you bored?" she asked. "Um duh, I am sitting here doing nothing." answered Bruce. "Okay," said Natasha, "Because Tony sent me out to collect all the Avengers. I think he wants to show us something. Meet him in his room." "Okay," said Bruce, "I'll be there in a second."

All the Avengers were assembled in Tony's room. "So," Tony announced, "Pepper got me a set of Avengers action figure for my birthday. Oh, and a Loki."
"What is this Midgardian action figure you speak of?" asked Thor.
"It's a plastic figure of a superhero or other awesome personage." explained Clint.
"Oh." Thor nodded.
"The point is," continued Tony, passing out the action figures, "I challenge you to a MINI WAR!"
"What?" asked Steve.
"We make the Midgardian dolls-ahem action figures fight other. I call mini Loki." Loki announced.
"Don't worry," Tony said, "We each get ourselves. LET THE MINI WAR BEGIN!"