WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE BELOW, DON'T READ IF OFFENDED EASILY, CUZ I PROBABLY INSULTED A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THIS FANFIC
"DAMN IT ERO-SENNIN!" Naruto cried out as he fell off the cliff.
Shutting his eyes and curling up into a ball, he braced himself for impact.
He then found himself in a different room.
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Looking around he found himself in a sewer like area.
Walking and wandering around he soon found himself in front of a cage.
He peered inside of the cage and jumped back when a claw came out almost stabbed Naruto in the face.
Naruto didn't take too kindly to it.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
Suddenly a giant red face appeared in view.
The face had huge red eyes, full baring teeth, a menacing red aura and a face incredibly and utterly terrifying.
And Naruto being Naruto...
"Kami fuck you have an ugly mug!"
Kyuubi was rather surprised when he boy insulted him. He was used to people pissing themselves or crying from sheer terror. In fact, he changed back to normal form from being so surprised.
So Kyuubi being Kyuubi...
"Says the shriveled up shrimp with a fucked up fashion sense."
Naruto narrowed his eyes. He was good at this.
"Your wretched stench is completely shitty!" he shouted
"You are unbeautiful, foul, simpleminded, and nobody likes you."
"Comparison too you, AIDS isn't so bad!"
"Fuck you with a giant snow shovel!"
"Fuck you with a rake!"
"You're a waste of space!"
"I just douched a wad of ping pong paddle out of my humongous uterus and it resembled you strongly!"
"Can you guess what would make me immensely overjoyed? You being screwed by a zebra!"
"I'm going to bend over so you can blow my bleached butthole, you nasty ballsack."
"I'm having an exceedingly challenging time thinking about a worse fate than spending time with you!"
"Keep talking and I'll take a monstrous crap on your face!"
"Minstrels will spin yarns of your immense intelligence for decades after you disappear!"
"You're not even close to bearable, infact you're a shit ass!"
"Want to hear something that willy make me elated? You being fucked by an angry mob!"
"I loathe you so much, sometimes I can't even function!"
"Most people say you have herpes!"
"Suck a bowl of putrid dicks!"
"My version of a flawless Monday night is watching a weird looking guy smash your fucking ass."
"I would kill you, but then the title of "Most awful looking fuck in existence" would pass on to somebody else!"
"Listen, fuck you, you douche. I do not need to deal with your shi-"
SPLAT!
And with that both Naruto and Kurama died.
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(Meanwhile)
Kami sighed as he saw The Child of Prophecy and the Nine Tails die.
Perhaps this time, Naruto shouldn't hang out in the whore house when he was an impressionable child.
Then Kami restarted Naruto's life for what would be like the 42nd time.
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