16 ways to annoy Edward
Call him Eddie, Eddie boy, Eduardo etc.
Put glitter on your face for Halloween and walk around and say "I'm Edward cullen".
Call Bella a bitch in front of him.
Call him vampgramps
Imagine yourself with him.....in bed
Take his car's air fresheners and smear it with your blood.
Kiss him and don't pull away even when he tries to push you off (make sure Bella sees it)
Tell him he can break your headboard anyday.
Follow him everyday knowing he can read your mind.
Make him watch the 40 year old virgin.
Replace the 40 year old virgin picture and replace it with his.
Give Bella a dog and name it Jacob.
Tell Rosalie that he thinks she's ugly.
Scold him for going out with Bella when she's so much younger than him.
Tape porn on his wall and make sure Bella sees it.
Help Emmet crack jokes about Bella and his sex life.
Sorry if you don't like it its my first story actually im not that good
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