Hi there! Yeah, I thought, that sooner or later I just had to make a Naruto fanfic, so here it is. I hope you enjoy it! ^^

-Normal POV-

At the Akatsuki hideout, all the former and the newer members, were on they're way to gather, for Madara's Quick briefing, of the day.

Currently only Sasuke, Itachi, Sasori and Deidara have shown up.

"Ah, I hate waiting.." Sasori said, making a puppet go up, then down, with his puppet techniques out of pure boredom.

"Hmph.. then as a start may I suggest you stop doing that! It's.. Annoying!" Sasuke said, as he was leaning against a wall, next to his older brother Itachi.

"There's nothing else to do! Besides it doesn't bother anyone else!" Sasori replied to Sasuke in an annoyed tone. "Right Itachi?"

"Well.. I don't really, find it.. Amusing either.." Itachi said, as cold and calm as usual.

Seconds later, the puppet is blown up, in an explosion set off by Deidara.

"What the!" Sasori was very surprised at this.

"There! Are you two Uchiha's happy now!" Deidara said, with his usual anger against the Uchiha brothers.

"Hmph.. that's your amazing art?" Sasuke, said annoyed to Deidara. "Hmph.. I've seen better explosions from fireworks"

"Shut the hell up Sasuke! You have no idea what art truly is!" Deidara replied, getting angrier by the minute "Can't you just keep it shut! Like you always do? I must say! I liked it better when you hardly said anything to anyone!"

"Sasuke, that was a harsh thing to say.." Itachi said, still keeping his cool. "You know even firecrackers are more impressive than his art.."

"Ah you pieces of Uchiha shit! This is the last time you mock my art!" Deidara said, and tied the two Uchiha brothers up with a giant centipede made out of his typical artistic clay, along with a bunch of spiders made of the same material. "Die you Uchiha scum!"

The two brothers made eye contact, and before Deidara cold blink, he was tied up, and in the same setting he thought he had put the Uchiha brothers in.

"Curse you! You Uchiha Cowards! Curse you and those stupid eyes!" Deidara, shouted out in rage. "I will kill you! I will blow your heads off! You shall pay for mocking my art!"

"That's enough! Sasuke! Itachi! It might be amusing, but release Deidara!" Madara had just entered the room.

The two Uchiha brothers, released Deidara, and he went back to stand next to Sasori. As he walked up to him, the red haired man gave the blonde a punch to the shoulder.

"That's for my puppet!" Sasori said, apparently insulted. "I spent the entire night building it!"

The two artist's looked away from one another, until the two felt someone poking their necks.

"Knock it off!" The two said, exactly at the same time, and turned around. "Wait if it wasn't you then who-"

"Peekaboo!" Zetsu said, as he entered the room through the wall between Deidara and Sasori, giving them quite the surprise.

"Damn it Zetsu!" Deidara yelled at Zetsu. "That's the third time this week! I've told you not to do that!"

"Deidara.. just because you say so, doesn't mean I'll do so" Zetsu said. "Besides, it's hilarious to see you freak out"

As they spoke, small paper pieces from the ground, flew straight up into the air, and connected to each other. After a while, Konan was materialized from the paper, and she appeared in the room.

"Am I late?" Konan asked calmy. "I hope I'm not the last one to show up"

"No, Konan. You're not last" Madara answered her.

Then, Kakuzu, Kisame and Pein entered the room.

"Oh! Nice entrance Konan." Kisame said, with his usual smile, showing all of his sharp, shark-like teeth. "Oh, I see we have Itachi's brother here too! Sasuke wasn't it?"

"Hmph.. Yeah, I'm Sasuke. and you must be Hoshigaki Kisame" Sasuke, said in usual cold way of speaking.

"Madara, why did you call us here?" Pein asked, calmly. "Do you have something of importance to say?"

"Okay, as I see that we're all gathered, I think I can start talking" Madara said "As, we are currently in the lead, of the great ninja war, I started, I think we'll let our enemies get some time, to heal their allies. In return we'll rest, and do a few arangements around the ninja world in the meantime"

"Let our allies heal.. that hardly seems like a smart move Madara" Pein said.

"Well, then they'll be bussy, leaving the playing field open" Madara said, trying to assure Pein he knew what he was talking about. "So, I will send each one of you out on missions, to assure, that we will have the upper hand"

"So the plan, is to send us out on missions, to accomplish tasks, that will give us the upper hand?" Konan asked "I see"

"First, Deidara" Madara said, and shifted his sight to look at Deidara. "Your mission, is to head to the west, far to the west, until you reach the stronghold in a pass between the earth and the wind country. The stronghold holds, a great amount of supplies, and the place is difficult to get in to, so I need you to infiltrate the stronghold, place some explosives around, then blow the place apart. But beware, the place is heavily guarded, you'll have to infiltrate incognito"

"Ah, fine, I will do as you say" Deidara said, turned around and walked out of the room. "I'll be back later"

"Next, Zetsu" Madara said, and turned to him. "I need you to do some recognizance. You'll enter the enemies territory, draw me a map of their area, and listen to their plans. Lastly, you have to kidnap the tactician of our enemies. Do all this, and don't get caught understand? Get in and out, without being seen, or heard"

"He he, I thought you were going to give us hard missions" Zetsu said, and slowly went through the floor.

"Itachi, now for your mission" Madara said. "I want you to, torture the tactician, of our enemies, and make him tell us their plans, then a Zetsu will replace him later, while we keep the real one here"

".. I understand.." Itachi said, coldy and slowly walked out of the room.

"Next, Sasuke. This is a test, to your loyalty towards the akatsuki" Madara said and turned to face Sasuke. "You have to go far to the north, past the fire country, to a small village up there. They're not involved with the war, but, there's a hidden underground passage, leading to a cave in the village, so I need you to kill all the inhabitants of that village, and seal the passage way, leave no-one alive"

"Hmph.. Got it" Sasuke, said short, and cold. And then he walked out of the room.

"Next Kisame" Madara said, and faced him. "You will have to go out to the sea, there dive, until you find a hidden underwater passage way, you'll have to destroy it completley"

"Got it Madara" Kisame said, with his usual smile, and then as the others, he left the others, in the room, and walked outside of the room.

"Kakuzu your turn" Madara said, and turned to the man spoken to. "You have to do some underground business, make deals, with rogues, anything like that, get us more allies, you use to be good with money and deals, so this should be easy for you"

"I understand" Kakuzu, said shortly, and walked outside, such as all the others had.

"Sasori, you're up" Madara said. "A simple, but time taking task I have for you. You have to go out, and search for ingredients to make the most deadly poison you have ever created, create a poison, so strong, that it could kill even, a creature resistant to poison"

"Ah.. I get such a boring task? Ah, whatever.." Sasori said, turned, and slowly walked out of the huge room.

"Finally, to you, Konan and Pein" Madara turned to the two. "I need you to look around the area, place booby traps, and make sure we know the surrounding area. And you will guard the hideout. Lastly, I will go look for a new hideout, and make some.. "arrangements.."

"Understood, we got it" Pein said, and him, Konan, and Madara left the room.

So that was the first chatper of my story! ^^ Hope you enjoyed it! I think it could have been longer, but I will write longer chapters for yuo guys! ^^ Please review! ^^