So here's a little oneshot, hope you like it.

One sunny afternoon, Mark was sat alone in the loft when 'Fergalicious' came onto the TV. He watched with a bored interest and was surprisingly entertained. After the song ended, he stood up, feeling energized, and began to sing.

Markalicious definition make them girls go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Girls just come and go like seasons.

Markalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them girls on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got

So delicious

So delicious
So delicious
I'm Markalicious

Markalicious def-,
Markalicious def-,
Markalicious def-
Markalicious definition make them girls go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Marky (Hey, Marky),
I'm the M to the A, R, K, the I, the E,
And can't no other man put it down like me.

I'm Markalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
She's my witness
I put yo' girl on rock, rock
And she be lining down the block just to watch what I got

So delicious
So delicious
So delicious


Markalicious

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - boy, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Marky…

"Mark?"

Mark spun on his heel, still panting from the grinding he had been doing against the couch.

Roger was leaning against the doorframe, sniggering.

Mark turned scarlet. "How long have you, uh, been there?"

Roger grinned. "Since, I'm Markalicious."

Mark blushed further, if that was possible.

"You know Mark, if you're so desperate that you hump a couch whilst singing 'Markalicious' I'm sure I can fix you up with someone."

Mark said nothing.

"Or I can just show them this tape, and they might feel sorry for you."

Mark's head jerked up. Tape?

Roger jauntily waved the camera at him.

Mark stormed forward.

Roger chuckled. "I'll give it back for another rendition, Mark. How did it go now? I'm so Markalicious….doo...doo…la…la la la…."

Hope you liked it, please review.

Echo

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