This poem is dedicated to my closest and awesomest friend, Keirii!!!

Love ya bestest buddiest!!!

And, also, I do NOT own spongebob, for every fool who thinks I do!!!


Spongebob is cool.

Squidward is not.

Patrick likes to eat a lot.

Sandy can't breathe without her helmet.

Krabs loves money.

Pearl is a shop-a-holic.

How I wish spongebob was real,

But, alas, he is fake.

It'd make more sense.

If he came from a lake.

Planktons are stinky,

Spongebob smells like febreeze.

Patrick needs to lose weight,

And Squidward likes tea.

The end.

Poem by: Anonymized.


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