LET'S START!
Lee Eveert was in a cop car looking like crap.
"I AM A COP!" The cop yelled at Lee. "Kewl" Lee said.
Then they flew to outer space crashing onto the moon then falling back to earth.
"WHEEEEEEE DADDY!" Lee yelled as the flew to the ground.
When they hit the ground Lee passed out and the Cop died of death.
When Lee woke up he saw a giant burrito gun sitting right next to him.
"THIS IS THE BEST BURRITO I'VE EVER EATEN!" His phone went.
"DONT REMIND ME OF FLIPNOTE HATENA IN 2010!" Lee yelled.
He was so mad he punched a window.
He exited the car and did a Nyan Cat! (BAD JOEK)
He grabbed the burrito gun which was now a shotgun. IDFK!
He saw the cop who was now a zombie.
(Spooky Scary Skeltons Play for 5 seconds)
"MOM!" Lee yelled.
Lee then shot the cop.
He ran off throwing the shotgun.
He came across a dank meme house.
He broke in like any person would do.
"RING RING! ANSWER DA FONE PLZ SKRB!" The answering machine went.
Lee answered it.
"CLEMINTINE GIT MEH SAEM KFC ROGHT NOW m8" some dumb woman yelled.
"HEY AM NOT CLEMINTINE m8!" Lee said.
"This is a message m8" the woman sed.
"FACK U!" Lee said.
He then saw a hammer.
He grabbed it and threw it at your mom killing her.
Then he saw a babysitter sitting on a baby.
w8 one moment m8.
DA BABY WUZ ZAMBEH DA BABYSITTER WUZ ZAMBEH.
"OH NOOOOOOOOOO!" Lee yelled in a perfect impression of JonTron's reaction to Sonic '06 on the GameGrumps.
Lee escaped.
he then raid the treehouse which belong to Mickey Mouse because I'm out of ideas.
Lee killed Zombue Mickey Mouse which caused Clemintie 2 enter da room.
They escaped at night for their m8s safety.
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m8.
After talking woth their m8s the next morning...
Zombies eat everyone and they all lived happily ever after as zombies of course m8.
WHAT DID I JUST WRITE m89s?