Once upon a time there lived two boys, they were complete opposites.
One was obnoxiously happy, the other was a sinful cynic.
One eat too much, the other rationed too little.
One was an extrovert, the other had defined alexistyhmia.
One was like Stan Lee, the other like Voltaire.
One liked coffee, the other tea.
One was a Mac, the other a PC.
And on a cold June night, they confessed to each other.
One spoke words of kindness, the other words of hate and denial.
But it didn't matter because they ended up having sex in the back of a car.
The Mac totally topped.
My brain went on Hiatus…this is the product of me wanting to write something (stupid).
Reviews will be used to make omelettes..
(see what I did there…right there…yeaahh)
Comment and there might be more tales of more countries (cough cough Germany and Italy cough cough)
HarponMOO is out
