"Blackmail"
"Listen here, you crap-swordsman," Sanji said. "I know everything."
Zoro was confused. "…the hell are you talking about?"
"You and Luffy. This." Sanji's index finger penetrated his other hand in a recognizably perverted gesture.
Realization dawned. "…Th-that!" Zoro's face paled, his body contorted in an "Ack!" pose. "He-he talked me into it…!"
"I've known for a while, but to keep my lips sealed, you're on dish duty for the next three months. No complaining, or else the crew gets an announcent."
The cook's smile told Zoro he had been waiting for this.
Gritting his teeth, Zoro inwardly cursed his fate.
;I own nothing but the situations I control.
Written for "onepieceyaoi100" livejournal drabble community, prompt "Confessions."