i'M SCREWED!
Heyo, I'm Sam, Sam Puckett. Yeah so this is the story of how I got pregnant with Freddie Benson's kid. Please,Don't Ask, I'll tell you everything...
It happened at that red-headed chicks house, Wendy. You know looking back on it she actually does look like Wendy the fast food girl, I want a burger...Well yeah , someone had spiked the punch and Freddie and I unknowingly drank the tainted fruity deliciousness. And pretty soon we were both stoned ( not like drug 'stoned' but alcohol 'stoned' ). After that it was a blur I remember a dare ( as in "I triple dog dare you …."), yeah someone dared me to do something with Freddie, and quite drunkenly,We agreed. I'm pretty sure you figured out what the dare was...So yeah. For about a week I was peeing and throwing up like crazy! So ,I realized that I had to tell Freddie...
I walked up to Carly's door, and knocked, no answer, I tried again, no answer. So I kicked down the door ( it was the hormones!).
"Sah-am!" I heard Carly exclaim from the stairs, I stared at her, and then plopped down on her couch.
" I was coming to the door! You couldn't have waited!" She said now standing in front of me, and in front of the TV.
"You were takin' forever" I said nonchalantly, picking some chips from the bowl next to me.
"But, but... Sam you can't just kick the door in you know how I feel about that!" Carly walked over to examine the injured apt. door.
"Uh...Hey Sam?" Freddie said walking down the stairs. "What happened to the door!" He said FINALLY noticing the big hole in the wall, where the door used to be.
"SAM! That's what happened to the door!" Carly said, brushing hair out of her face and pointing towards me.
"HEY MAN! It ain't my fault you took your sweet time answering the door you know I hate waiting... and people..."
"Whyyyyyyyyyy!" Carly moaned.
"OK , lets take a breather , calm down Carls! IT. IS. A. DOOR." he paused and took a deep breath then looked at me "OK Sam apologize to Carly."
I looked to Freddie and then to Carly who was on her knees holding the door like a dead body on her lap, crying of course.
"FINE!" I say "Sorry" I say under my breath.
"OK! I am going back upstairs!" Freddie said turning around.
"Freddie Wait! Can I come with? I have something really important to tell you." I said running around the couch and catching his shoulder.
"Uh...Sure...I guess."
"Oh,I'll come with you guys ." Carly said brush off her pants and walking until she was standing a few steps away from me and Freddie.
"Oh...No Carly, I need to talk to Freddie alone." I say with a frown, already starting to lose my temper.
"Well there are no secrets in this friendship!" Carly said with a nod as she started walking towards us.
"CARLY! I said NO! Now go fix the door or something!" I said quickly shaking my hand at the door.
"Uhm okay Sam...I'll fix the door...You changed moods FAST!" Carly said as she slowly backed away
"Yea...GO!" I said staring down at Carly( with a most likely mean look on my face),and pointed to the gap in the wall again.
Me and Freddie watch as Carly scurries over to the door.
"OK" I say turning towards Freddie. His face looked so astonished and weird-ed out, I giggled, and walked in front of him he followed me to the iCarly studio.
"Okay Freddie look I'm pregnant and-"
"Wait your pregnant? Am I the dad!"
"Dude!"
"Ok! That was a dumb question. Uhm...What do we do?"
"I don't know" I said looking towards the floor. And then I started crying. " I just...don't know..."
"Hey! Don't cry! It'll be ok!" Freddie grabbed me around the waist and held me close I could smell his cologne. He started to stroke my hair.
"Lets go talk to my Mom. Kay?" He said looking me in the eyes.
I extracted from the huggle and walked towards the elevator.
"OK" I said pressing the down button. He walked towards me, and then stood beside me. There's an awkward silence and then finally He says something.
"AWKWARD..." He says rocking back and forth on the floor, Heel to toe, heel to toe...
AT FREDDIE'S HOUSE
"She's what?" Ms Benson yelled grasping her hair.
"Mom! Calm Down!" Freddie pleads
I stood back and watched them fight.
"She a hussie!A Floosie.. a skank! She forced you to! Didn't she? Please tell me she forced you to?" She said pathetically, grasping the dining table next to her
"HEY LADY! You may be his mom, but I'm Sam Puckett! Alright? Do you know what THAT means? That means I'm about 3 seconds from kickin' YOU into next WEDSNDAY! YOU GOT THAT!"
Freddie looked back at me with a face that said "You're not helping!". "What?" I mouth the words. He motions his four longer fingers closing over the thumb...Oh...Shut up..OK.
"Look Mom. I'm sorry.. but it was consensual for the most part. And well...-"
"She's not staying here." She said grimacing at me, I growled at her.
"What!Mom? Come on!"
"No"
"Okay. Fine then." Freddie walks towards me and holds onto my hand. "I'll live with Sam." he says looking at his mother defiantly. "Can I live with you?" He whispers into my ear
"Sure" I whisper back.
"What? You Can't!" His mother exclaims, shocked.
"Watch. Me." Freddie says still holding my hand as he drags me to his room.
"Can you get my shirts and pants,babe?" Freddie asked as he rifled through his underwear drawer.
"Babe?" I asked I liked the ring of it.
"Oh Sorry... I'll just call you Sa-"
"No it's ok"
"Oh Ok" he smiled at my cooperation.
I walked over to the dresser adjacent to the door and grabbed all his shirts and pants and put them in a nearby suitcase.
"I'm,done" I say feeling accomplished
"Oh great" Freddie says, I watch as he walks over to his bed and sits down.
"Come on Freddie! Lets Go." I say walking out the door I wait in the front hallway for him. He comes after a minute or two, I grab his hand , and he looks at me and we waltz out the front door and down to my car.
AT SAM'S HOUSE
I unlocked the door and yelled.
"Hey Ma! Freddie's gonna live with us cause' I'm pregnant!"
"Kay!"
Freddie looked at me in bewilderment.
"What?" I say "As long as she gets breakfast and dinner she doesn't care"
"O-Okay?..." Freddie said walking towards My room. And then he screamed, like a little girl.
I ran into my room to see Freddie waggling his finger at my bed.
"What?"
"There's only one bed! Where's Melanie's?" He said eyes wide
"Oh Mom broke it because her boyfriend was a repairman"
"And that explains what, exactly?"
I looked at him and sighed You sir, are a dummy.
"She wanted him to fix it. So he would stay longer but he just threw it she threw him out, grabbed him by his ankles and put him in the dumpster."
"Ah, I see" But I could tell he didn't understand "So...Where do I sleep?"
"With me,dummy"
"OH...NO!"
"What!"
"I just can't"
I sat down on the edge of my now king sized bed, I patted the cover next to me. Motioning for Freddie. He dropped his duffel bag, and sat down next to me.
"I'm your girlfriend ,right?"
"Yea..."
"OK, then just do this one thing and sleep in the bed. You'll throw out your back sleeping on the floor. You don't even have to sleep close to me. This bed is HUGE" I said as I made a swift motion behind me. Freddie looked at my hand, and then towards me.
"Ok." He said somewhat reluctantly
"Alright then." I say going to my dresser and pulling out a tank top and running shorts. I grabbed the bottom of my shirt and pulled it over my head, and threw it on the floor
"Whoa! What are you doing!" Freddie says shielding his eyes.
"Changing? Duh. You need to change too I'm about to make dinner, eat, watch some TV then go to bed. And you are too."
"I am?" I gave him a look "I mean... I am." he corrected.
I grabbed my jeans and pulled them off too. Now I was standing in front of Freddie, with my underwear on.
"Uh...I'm gonna go to the...uhrm..uh..bathroom...I guess...I'll be back" he said tearing his eyes away from me.
"Alright" I said as I pulled my running shorts and tank top on. I then walked out of my room and turned right, to go towards the kitchen. I began to make spaghetti, boiling the water,then the noodles, then I strained them and covered them in Ragu sauce and sprinkled on some Parmesan cheese, that was one thing Freddie and my Mom had in common they both love Parmesan Cheese.
"Ha" I laughed, I'm not sure why, it just felt right. At that point everything was OK.
"Whats so funny?" Freddie said as he sat down at the table in front of his plate. I don't know how exactly but he sat in the exactly right spot. I sat down next to him and started to stir my meal with my fork, I smiled.
"Nothing..." I say blushing a little. "Ma! Dinners ready"
"Kay put my plate in the fridge!" I do as she says.
"OK, I won't dig any deeper, I think I met get stuck in that hole" He said with a mouthful of cheese and noodles. He seems awfully comfortable...it seems so easy ….I think. Soon we're both done eating I walk across the front hallway to TV room I plop down on the couch and turn on Celebrities UnderWater.
"Oh god! No! Lets watch something else like a movie?" He pleads
"OK,OK...calm your tats"
"Wha-, calm my whats?...Whatever" he says putting his arm around me as I flip through the channels I turn to a movie called The Pregnancy Pact. Some dumb Life Time movie about these dumb country girls who make a pact to get preggers at the same time, because their dumb blond bimbo friend convinced them to. And this one ginger and her bf have a fight about it and they break up and... well lets put it simply the movie wasn't worth a baby's fart.
"Finally!" I say as the credits start to roll
"That movie is going to give me nightmares..." Freddie said walking towards my door
"Why? It wasn't scary." I say walking inside my room and plopping down on my cream colored covers.
"Ohhhh..Yes...It was. It was scary how bad it was, nothing even made sense...that was god awful"
"Why yes my dear it was!" I say in an English accent.
"Haha" Freddie laughed as he joined me under the cover.
"Turn off the light Freddie." I command.
"O-Ok" He says reaching towards the lamp on his side "Nite"
"G'night" I say laying on my side. And then I started thinking...What ARE we going to do? We don't know how to raise kids! And how are we gonna pay for the baby's needs IF we even keep it? And before I know it I'm sobbing,loudly. I hear the bed sheets crinkle as Freddie turns towards me.
"Sam?" he says groggily "Whats-" he yawns "Wrong?" he say wiping his hand down his face.
I turn towards him.
"Nothing" I say gloomily.
"No."
"What do you mean 'No'?"
"It's not nothing. Sam tell me whats wrong."
"I told you the first time Noth-"
"Sam I am dead serious" he said and I could tell he was. He ACTUALLY wants to know? Weird...
"Argh" I grunt "Fine I'll tell you..." I say reluctantly
"Ok...Sooo what's wrong?" he says furrowing his brow
And then I start crying...Again.
"I-I'm sorry Sa-"
"What are we going to do Freddie? We can't raise a kid! Not on our own..." I say sitting up and putting my face in my hands. For a minute or so Freddie just rest on his elbow trying to keep himself upright while looking at me, I look back at him.
"We'll figure it out...Somehow..." He said,but he sounded like he was trying to reassure himself more than me.
"Yeah but how..." I say stopping my tears from flowing.
"I can't answer that...I'm still not sure... but,we will. OK?"
"OK." I say lay on my back again, still not content, Freddie could tell too.
"Come here." he says
"What?" I say ,confused.
"Just come here..." he says reaching towards me.
"Ok..." I say as I awkwardly scoot towards him. Once I'm close he pulls me towards him and holds me, stunned I keep my hands at my sides for a while and then I find my arms around him, He grabs me tighter and whispers in my ear:
"Everything will be alright..."
And when he said that I felt rejuvenated, I felt so much better. We fell asleep like that, connected.
THE NEXT MORNING: MONDAY.
BreepBreepBreepBreep
I try to wipe at my eyes but I can't reach because Freddie's still holding me.
"Freddie.." I whisper
He stays sound asleep.
"Freddie..." I say a bit louder
Nothing.
"Okay. Well this isn't working..." I conclude and then I think of something. I reach my tongue out and lick his nose.
"Saaaam..." he says waking slowly
"Good morning, sunshine." I smile.
"Hi" he say goofily with a dumb smile.
"You mind letting go...?" I look down at his muscular arms.
"Oh...Yea...Sure" he says letting go and falling on his back.
" Alright" I say standing up and walking over Freddie to the edge of the bed ,and then I drop to the floor. I turn towards Freddie who of course had fallen back asleep. I grab his arm and shake it vigorously.
"Whatchuwant?" he says squishing his lips on my pillow.
"Well my dear, I would like for you to wake up..."
"OkaaayI''mtireddd"
"You were just awake!"
"Yeaaaaa..."
"FREDDIE GET UP! NOW!" he bolted upright, fully awake now.
"Fine, Fine, Fine..." He says walking to Melanie's old dresser and grabbing some of his clothes.
"No..No"I say taking the clothes from him
"Wha-,Why?" He said helplessly reaching for his pants and shirt
"You can't wear this!" I say throwing the shirt in the drawer "Wear that one gray v-neck tee and that one hoodie and some pants...any pair of paints...just not those" I say pointing to the paints I had nick named Traves short for Travesty.
"O-Ok" He says as he starts to sift through his drawers
"Are you going to shower?"
"Already did last night before dinner." he said as he examined a pair of jeans by holding them in front of his face.
"Kay, well I'm gonna go wash then get dre- Oh NO!."
"Sam?" he says still examining the pants
But I had already bolted to the bathroom. I grabbed the toilet seat and ripped it up and started puking.
"Fre-ddie!" I exclaim as I get some gulps of air , I start to grasp my stomach.
I hear Freddie run to the door where he sees me. He grabs my hair so it won't get puked on.
"Are you okay?" He asks as I sit on the tile floor finally done. I just nod, as I hold on to my stomach.
"What do yo want me to do?" He asks.
"Start...my...shower" I say catching my breath.
"Alright" he say walking to the shower and letting it run until it was just the right temperature and then he pulled the little doodad and the shower came on.
"Alright,Puckett...it showering time." He walks over to me and pecks me on the cheek before leaving.
I am screwed...
Okay,little long...please review and tell me what you think! I need suggestions too. 3 (-: