(AN: I don't own SpongeBob or homestuck. I was mad when there wasn't any homestuck and SpongeBob crossovers so I wrote one. I hope you like.)

It was a normal day in Feferi's home town Bikini Bottom and she was walking over to her best friends SpongeBob's house.

Feferi's POV:

I knocked on the door of his pineapple house just hoping to have some fun for a change and not worrying about the game. SpongeBob opened the door "Hi SpongeBob" I said. He pulled me into a great big hug and replied "Hi Feferi." I walked into his house and sat down on his red and white comfy armchair. "Feferi I have something to show you he said as he took my by the hand and into the computer room. "I have a trollian account now. I only ever talked to one person he doesn't like me much but I am going to troll him again and see if he is nicer.

SpongeBob SquarePants started trolling carcinoGeneticist (I almost fell down in laughter at the name. Oh glub SpongeBob is in for a treat.)

SP: Hello friend.

CG: OH GOG IT'S YOU AGAIN I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!

SP: What does that mean? Is it some sort of friendship code?

CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR THINKPAN IT MEANS TO GO THE FUCK AWAY!

SP: Stop your making me cry.

Cuttlefish Culler has logged on

CC: stop making t)(e poor guy cry Karkat.

CG: FUCK OFF FEFERI!

SP: You 2 know each other? Your name is Karkat? Car cat beep beep meow.

CG: YES I KNOW HER SHES FROM MY PLANET AND I'VE HEARD THAT JOKE BEFORE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

CC: Actually I moved to a place called Bikini Bottom w)(en I was just a grub so I grew up )(ere and moved back to Alternia as a teenager get your facts straig)(t Karkat gog.

SP: cool that so awesome that there is life on another planet.

CG: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER.

GallowsCalibrator has now logged on

CG: H3LLO 3V3RYBODY!

SP: Hello friend!

CC: )(ey TZ.

CG: HELLO WONDERFUL!

SP: Why are you so nice to her but mean to fef and I

CG: B3C4US3 H3 LOV3S M3!

GC: YES YES I DO.

SP: Why can't we all love each other?

CG: BECAUSE THE REST OF YOU ARE ANNOYING FUCKS! THAT'S WHY

GC: SORRY YOU H4VE TO D34L WITH GRUMPY MC NUB NUBS H3R3.

CC: Yea)( SpongeBob Karkat is probably in one of )(is moods

CG: FUCK OFF FEFERI! IM OUT OF HEAR CYA IDOTS

GC: Y34H BY3

GallowsCalibrator and carcinoGeneticist stopped trolling SpongeBob SquarePants and cuttlefish Culler.

"Well that was eventful wasn't it SpongeBob."

(AN: well I hope you like please review and tell me what you think sorry if anybody is OOC. Bye.)