The insult show
Announcer: Welcome, To the Insult show!!!!! Today are contestants are,Mario, Luigi, DK,
Link, Conker, Peach, Bowser, Toad, Wario, Daisy, Goomba, Paratroopa, Boo, Zelda, Yoshi, Charmander,
Ash, Misty, Brock, Waluigi, Tiny, Dixie, Diddy, Lanky, Banjo, Kazooie, Piakchu, And Kirby!!!!
Croud: yay.
Announcer: Louder
Croud: yay.
A person from the croud: start it already!!
Announcer: Ok at the end of each round we will disqualify at least 2 people who are not doing any
thing. Oh yeah. Your out if you run away being a sissy
Announcer: OK. Round 1
Mario: Conker. Your mom is so....
Conker: WAHHHHHHHHH!! WAHHHHHH!!! *runs backstage*
Link: What a sissy.
Zelda: So. Your teeth are so yellow "I can't belive it's not butter"
Kirby: Yeah.
Mario: Link. Your ears are so long When your near a TV, We get HBO.
Link: Nobody, I mean NOBODY MAKES FUN OF MY EARS!!!
(Link grabs a bomb and throws it at Mario)
Mario: Oh crap.
(Pikachu who is stupid enough to get in the middle and kill him self gets in the way)
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Mario: Fried Pikachu for everybody!!!!
Everybody: YAY!!!
2 hours later
Mario: Yum. that tasted good.
Peach: yeah.
Misty: wait a minute.
Ash: Shut up!! Your so dumb that a piece of dirt is smarter than you.
Misty: You hurt my feelings. WAHHHHH!!! *runs outside*
Announcer: Your 3 hours are up.
Annoncer: We have to disqualify Charmander because he can only say his name, We have to disqualify
Boo because all he can do is laugh.
Boo: ... *laughs*
Charmander: CHAR!! CHARMANDER CHARMAN DER!!!!!
(Charmander used Fire blast)
(The fire burnt the annoncer to death)
(Charmander leaves)
(For no reason it started to rain)
(Charmander dies)
Ash: NOOOOO!!!! *runs outside*
Brock: Get back here! *follows*
(Lightning hits Ash and Brock Killing them)
New Announcer: we will have to continue this tomorrow due to there is war in here. OH SHIT!!
(A missle hit the New Announcer killing him)
Mario: damn this.
Zelda: AHHH LINK save me!!!!!
Link: Do it yourself.
Zelda: This is because what I said.
3rd Announcer: This is the insult show. Oh crud *runs* see you tommorow!
(A missle hits the camera)
zzzt...
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To be continued in Round 2
Yeah. It short. And I barely made any of the characthers talk. But I will change that in
Round 2
Announcer: Welcome, To the Insult show!!!!! Today are contestants are,Mario, Luigi, DK,
Link, Conker, Peach, Bowser, Toad, Wario, Daisy, Goomba, Paratroopa, Boo, Zelda, Yoshi, Charmander,
Ash, Misty, Brock, Waluigi, Tiny, Dixie, Diddy, Lanky, Banjo, Kazooie, Piakchu, And Kirby!!!!
Croud: yay.
Announcer: Louder
Croud: yay.
A person from the croud: start it already!!
Announcer: Ok at the end of each round we will disqualify at least 2 people who are not doing any
thing. Oh yeah. Your out if you run away being a sissy
Announcer: OK. Round 1
Mario: Conker. Your mom is so....
Conker: WAHHHHHHHHH!! WAHHHHHH!!! *runs backstage*
Link: What a sissy.
Zelda: So. Your teeth are so yellow "I can't belive it's not butter"
Kirby: Yeah.
Mario: Link. Your ears are so long When your near a TV, We get HBO.
Link: Nobody, I mean NOBODY MAKES FUN OF MY EARS!!!
(Link grabs a bomb and throws it at Mario)
Mario: Oh crap.
(Pikachu who is stupid enough to get in the middle and kill him self gets in the way)
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Mario: Fried Pikachu for everybody!!!!
Everybody: YAY!!!
2 hours later
Mario: Yum. that tasted good.
Peach: yeah.
Misty: wait a minute.
Ash: Shut up!! Your so dumb that a piece of dirt is smarter than you.
Misty: You hurt my feelings. WAHHHHH!!! *runs outside*
Announcer: Your 3 hours are up.
Annoncer: We have to disqualify Charmander because he can only say his name, We have to disqualify
Boo because all he can do is laugh.
Boo: ... *laughs*
Charmander: CHAR!! CHARMANDER CHARMAN DER!!!!!
(Charmander used Fire blast)
(The fire burnt the annoncer to death)
(Charmander leaves)
(For no reason it started to rain)
(Charmander dies)
Ash: NOOOOO!!!! *runs outside*
Brock: Get back here! *follows*
(Lightning hits Ash and Brock Killing them)
New Announcer: we will have to continue this tomorrow due to there is war in here. OH SHIT!!
(A missle hit the New Announcer killing him)
Mario: damn this.
Zelda: AHHH LINK save me!!!!!
Link: Do it yourself.
Zelda: This is because what I said.
3rd Announcer: This is the insult show. Oh crud *runs* see you tommorow!
(A missle hits the camera)
zzzt...
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To be continued in Round 2
Yeah. It short. And I barely made any of the characthers talk. But I will change that in
Round 2