Author's Note: Well after a long wait I can now give you guys the fanfic I said I'd give you. You've all seen the trailers and you know whats coming. So just sit back, relax, and enjoy the MLP:FIM version of The Avengers.
Chapter 1: We Get Ready
In space, on a floating staircase among rocks Queen Chrysalis is speaks to a disembodied figure in a chair.
"The Tesseract has awakened." she said. "It is on a little world, a pony world. They would wield its power. But our ally knows its workings as they never will. She is ready to lead. And our force, our changelings will follow. The world will be hers...the universe, yours. And the ponies, what can they do but burn?"
Meanwhile
We find ourselves in Dodge Junction where a flying chariot approaches its destination, a scientific-military base filled with ponies running around as an evacuation was in order. The only one who was not running, standing still waiting for the chariot, was a little purple dragon wearing a black suit and shades. The chariot lands then a pegasus and an earth pony come out of it. The first one was wearing a tactical jumpsuit and had crossed eyes. The second one had an eye patch, was wearing a black leather long coat, and was brown. He was Doctor Whooves, director of the Technology of Intervention Monitoring Espionage, T.I.M.E.
"How bad is it?" the doctor asked.
"That's the problem, sir. We don't know." Spike replied.
The three agents then get on an elevator going deep into the bowels of the facility.
"Doctor Cheerilee read an energy surge from the Tesseract four hours ago" the dragon said explaining the situation.
"Cheerilee wasn't authorized to begin test phase yet" the doctor said.
"Oh, she wasn't testing it. In fact she wasn't even in the room. Spontaneous event" Spike said.
"It just turned itself on?" the pegasus, with the crossed eyes asked.
"Where are the energy levels now?" the doctor asked.
"Climbing. When Cheerilee couldn't shut it down we ordered evacuation." the purple dragon said.
"How long to get everypony out?" Whooves asked.
"Campus should be clear in the next half hour." Spike said.
"Do better." he said. The two ponies continued to make their way down to the lower levels as Spike turned around and heads the other way.
"Uh sir, evacuation may be futile." the female pegasus said.
"We should tell them to go back to sleep?" the doctor said.
"Wait if we can't control the..Tesseract's energy, uhh there may not be a umm minimum safe distance." she said.
"I need you to make sure the Phase Two prototypes are shipped out." he said.
"Sir, is that really a uh priority right now?" she asked.
"Until such time as the world ends we will act as though it intends to spin on. Clear out the tech below. Every piece of Phase Two on a truck and gone." he said.
"Yes, Sir." she said. As she left she accidentally walked into two guards but got back on track. Doctor Whooves then entered the Tesseract room where he makes his way over to Doctor Cheerilee. "Talk to me, Doctor."
"Director." she said shocked.
"Is there anything we know for certain?" he asked.
"The Tesseract is misbehaving." she replied.
"Is that supposed to be funny?" he asked.
"No, it's not funny at all. The Tesseract is not only active, she's misbehaving." she explained.
"How soon can you pull the plug?" he asked.
"She's an energy source. We turn off the power, she turns it back on. If she reaches peak level-"
"We prepared for this, Doctor. Harnessing energy from space." he said.
"We don't have the harness. My calculations are far from complete. She's throwing off interference, radiation. Nothing harmful, low levels of Gamma radiation." she said.
"That can be harmful. Where's agent Pie?" he asked.
"The pink one? Up there, as usual." she said.
"Agent Pie. Report." Whooves said over Pinkie's radio. Pinkie then zip-lined down a rope. "I gave you this detail so you could keep a close eye on things." Whooves said as he and Pinkie walked together toward the Tesseract machine.
"But I like to see better from a distance." Pinkie said.
"Have you seen anything that might set this thing off?" he asked.
"Doctor! It's spiking again." a scientist said as Pinkie and Dr. Hooves stepped onto the platform, in front of the Tesseract machine.
"Nope, nopony touched it. There were no visitors, no unauthorized ponies, no messages in or out, Doctor Cheerilee has been acting really nice to me. In fact, everypony here was real nice! We should throw a party to celebrate!" Pinkie said. (Pinkie what are you doing that wasnt your line) "Oh I'm sorry it wont happen again." she said.
"Who are you talking to?" Dr Whooves asked.
"Nopony! If there's any tampering, sir, it wasn't this end." she said.
"At this end?" he asked confused.
"Yeah. The Cube is like doorway to the other end of space, right? Doors open from both sides. Like when you open and close it and it- (PINKIE!) Sorry!"
The cube then started to flicker and it shot a ray of blue energy to the other side of the room. The ray then begans to form a portal that shook the whole facility, leaving everypony present staring, afraid.
"What's that?" Cheerilee asked.
The Cube sparks some more, getting bigger each time. Then a beam of energy which opens into a portal exploded. A could from the beam floats to the top of the chamber. On the platform is Trixie, kneeling. Several guards then move in slowly. She looks up, grinning menacingly. She then stands. Both Whooves and Pinkie stare in shock. While Cheerilee was in awe and horror. Trixie then looked around. "Ma'am, please put down the spear!" the doctor said.
Trixie just looks at her amulet then fires a stream of red light from it. Pinkie then pushes Dr. Whooves out the way. The guards then open fire but Trixie jumped at them firing more energy. Shooting scientists and agents. Pinkie then moves towards her but Trixie caught her. "You have heart." Trixie said firing a beam from her horn at Pinkie. A stream of red energy travels into Pinkie's body and her eyes turn red. She then put her gun away. Trixie then moves to another agent and does the same thing.
Doctor Whooves pulls the Cube from the machine it was in and shuts it in a briefcase, then moves to leave. "Please don't. I still need that." Trixie said.
"This doesn't have to get any messier." he said.
"Of course it does. I've come too far for anything else. I am The Great and Powerful Trixie, of Canterlot. And I am burdened with glorious purpose." she said.
"Trixie, sister of Twilight?" Cheerilee asked.
"We have no quarrel with the ponies where your from." the doctor said.
"An ant has no quarrel with a boot." she said.
"You planning to step on us?" he asked.
"I come with glad tidings, of a world made free." she said.
"Free from what?" he asked unconvinced.
"Freedom. Freedom is life's great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart." Trixie said turning and blasting at Cheerilee. "You will know peace."
"Yeah, you say peace. I kinda think you mean the other thing." he said.
"Trixie, Director Whooves is stalling. This place is about to blow and drop a hundred feet of rock on us. He means to bury us." Pinkie said.
"Like the pharaohs of old." he said.
"She's right. The portal is collapsing in on itself. We've got maybe two minutes before this goes critical." Cheerilee explained.
"Well then." Trixie said. Pinkie quickly draws her gun and shoots Dr. Whooves, who drops the case. Pinkie then picks it up as her, Trixie, Cheerilee and another agent leave the room.
Pinkie and the others walk under the closing gate. Where Derpy comes out from the back room. "We need this vehicles." she said.
"Who's that?" Derpy asked looking at the pony with a hat.
"She didn't tell me." Pinkie said. Trixie then gets onto a TIME pickup truck with Cheerilee entering the passenger seat, holding the case.
"Derpy! Do you copy? Pinkie...has turned." Dr. Whooves said over her radio.
Pinkie then pulls her gun and fires at Derpy, who went behind the back room wall. Pinkie then enters the driver's seat of the pickup and drives off with Trixie in the bed. As they drive away Derpy fires at them but misses every shot.
Dr. Whooves then stands up and rushes out as the Tesseract cloud gets bigger and bigger above him. "Get the Tesseract. Shut them down." he ordered through his radio.
Derpy then throws her radio into the front seat of a TIME jeep. She jumps in after and speeds away, trying to catch up with them. Soon TIME cars were chasing Pinkie's pickup. Trixie fires a beam from her horn, flipping a car over on its head blocking the pursuing vehicles and fleeing cars.
The portal begins to collapse as Dr. Hooves tries to escape. Falling debris misses him by a few inches.
Spike is assisting evacuation, supervising guards as the wheel crates. An explosion rocks the building that made them fall as the roof dissolved faster. The four guards try to pick up the case-
"Let's just go. No-no-no! Leave it, leave it. GO!" Spike said to the guards.
Pinkie speeds up because she's coming up on an intersection while Derpy comes speeding out of the right tunnel, she then spins the jeep around coming face to face with Pinkie, who shoots through his window. Derpy does the same thing but is firing through the windshield.
Spike and the guards climb into the canopy of the truck. "We're clear upstairs, sir...We need to go." Spike said through his radio.
Dr. Whooves runs through the front door of a building and into the last waiting flying chariot, which takes off as the ground beneath him begins to crack up.
Pinkie continues firing at Derpy with her doing the same, but finally Pinkie gets the upper hand and swings in front of Derpy cutting her off. She turns her jeep around and continues to speed behind them.
The Tesseract portal cloud explodes. The entire base explodes and crumbles in on itself sinking into the underground. Whooves watched in horror from his chariot.
The ceiling of the tunnel falls, trapping Derpy and other agents underground. Trixie looks at the exit to see if they'll make it out.
Spike and the others in the canopy stare at the ground behind their truck the ground is still collapsing, seconds behind their vehicle, they get away in time. But Trixie and the others escape the tunnel seconds before the exit is covered up by the fallen ceiling. As they drive along, Whooves's chariot chases them and Pinkie start to drive frantically as Hooves shoots at them from the sky. Trixie blasts the chariot and Whooves jumps to the ground as it crashes. But as the truck drives off he continues to fire until it was out in the distance.
"Director. Director Whooves, do you copy?" Spike asked over his radio.
"The Tesseract is with a hostile force. I have soldiers down." he said into his radio. "Derpy?"
"A lot of ponies still under. Don't know how many survivors." she said still in the jeep.
"Sound a general call. I want every living soul not working rescue looking for that briefcase." Dr. Whooves said.
"Roger that." Derpy said.
"Spike, get back to base...This is a level seven...As of right now...We are at war." Dr. Whooves said into his radio.
"What do we do?" Spike asked.
"We get ready." he responds.
The Avengers
Author's Note: Well wasnt that a good opening. Okay before I continue I want to make to explain some changes that were made during the making of this fic.
Number 1: Luna! Luna is a alicorn who was originally going to be playing Loki. But she soon found that Loki was a villain and asked that I change her part because she doesn't wish to be the villain. So if I ever do the movie Twilight, No not the crappy one about the vampires, she will be playing Frigga and her and Celestia would both be sisters not married.
Number 2: Spike! Spike is a dragon who originally didn't have a role in my version of combining MLP with MARVEL. But after a while I decided to give him the part of Phil Coulson and I fired the guy who I originally gave it to. What was his name...Caramel I don't know.
Number 3: Derpy! Derpy is a pegasus who was originally going to be doing all of Stan Lee's cameos. But I decided to give her the role of Agent Hill. Because after seeing the movie I thought she would do a good job being her.
Number 4: Trixie! Trixie is a unicorn who originally didn't have a role in the story. But after Luna turned down the role I learned Trixie was available so I went to her and she took the role. She would be using the Alicorn Amulet to control her minions.
You know I think I like Pinkie being controlled she can actually stay in character. But anyways the next chapter will be released really soon.