A/N: MY NEW FANFIC EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GAMERY!(Credit To The Elemental commander)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GAMERY
DANTE
VERSUSS
ALTAIRRRR
BEGIN!
Altair
I'm a master assassin, I'll beat your ass any day.
Your a puny demon hunter and by the way your
hair is gay! I've fought for generations and what have you done? Oh right! You killed a few demons with your racially named gun. You haven't even started rappin', and I know your no good. Tryna rock that red coak while i'm rockin my badass hood. Your're horrible, weak, and full of shit, you can't touch my hidden blade but you can suck my hidden dick!
Dante
Don't Insult my hair, you jealous cuz im smashin.
Its the 21st century Cloaks are way out of fashion.
Killin people from behind, its kinda wussy
Hidin' in that stack of hay, you a pussy
You said suck your hidden dick , You Gay!
I just rapped your ass to death Requiescat in pace
Altair
Wow you really think your hot, well you not
Get out of the way imma bout to take the spot
Your Lyrics are just as weak as you are
So depressed you basically live in a bar
How is your brother, whats his name, Nero!
I guess your fourth game was so bad, he was the hero!
WHO WON?
WHO's NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!