I wrote this with my close friend Sofia, who appears in the story. This isn't my best writing, because it was originally script format, but bear with me. The dialogue is HILARIOUS!

It was a quiet evening in Anubis House... well, not quiet for long.

"So, what should we do next?" Nina asks awkwardly, scratching her hair unconsciously.

Alfie brightens. "Hunt Aliens?"

"No, Alfie." Everyone groans, rolling their eyes.

Suddenly, a girl with brunette hair pops up from behind the couch. "Hi! I'm Sofia!"

Everyone screams like a little girl, including Victor.

Sofia continues speaking, unwinded. "Is this the Hunger Games/Harry Potter Fan Club?"

Patricia rolls her eyes. "No, this is the House of Anubis Fan Club."

Sofia tilts her head to the side. "What's House of Anubis?" She asks.

Everyone gasps, except Alfie, who actually says "gasp."

"Wait a minute," Sofia says, scratching her chin. "Isn't it that show full of teens with stupid accents..."

Everyone gasps again once more, only everyone actually says "gasp."

"You didn't let me finish! It only gets worse!"

"How?" Jerome inquires, leaning in closer.

"Everyone in my school is always talking about how you're all stupid, especially the one who's name starts with an F..."

"Hey!" Fabian says, standing up.

"Well, you are an idiot, Fabian." Jerome says, laughing.

"That was his name! Fabian!" Sofia exclaims.

Fabian sniffs, sitting back down. "I'm in all honor's classes..." he mutters under his breath.

Sofia stands up. "Wait, I have more stuff. There's this really self-centered person who's name starts with A..."

"Alfie!" Amber exclaims.

"What?" Alfie asks obliviously.

"There's a person with this huge mustache who's name starts with V..."

"It's Vera, I know it!" Victor yells.

"And then there's this really mean jerk who starts with J..."

"Ok Jerome, what did you do now?" Joy says, shaking her head.

"What?!" Jerome yells, "You're the one who wrote that article on Nina, and kissed Fabian, and made Fabian your study date on purpose, and took Fabian to the movies and..."

"Then there was this incredibly freaky guy who's name starts with R..."

"SQUEEEEEEE!" Rufus yells through the window, "THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

Everyone stares for a moment, then Sofia continues.

"Then there's this guy, definitely a guy, who set up a prank on Mara..."

Mara stands up to face Jerome. "You what?!"

"And there are two Americans who brag about their powers..."

Eddie and Nina stand up. "WE DO NOT!"

"Then there was another mean girl with red hair..."

"I am not mean!" Patricia exclaims, pausing for a moment. "Ok... maybe I can't hold you against that..."

"And then there was this smart girl who's name starts with M..."

Mara smirks. "See? I'm the only one who's done something good around here!"

Sofia glares at her. "Let me finish, I've got bad stuff about you too!"

Mara scoffs. "Like what?"

Sofia grins smugly. "You cheated on Mick."

Mick suddenly walks in. "MARA!"

Mara's eyes grow wide. "H-how did you kn-know that?!"

Sofia looks surprised. "You're all on a TV show; everyone knows you're personal stuff."

Amber starts to squeal, jumping up and down, just as Sofia's phone beeps.

"Oh!" she exclaims, "I have the address to the convention! Bye!" she starts to get up and run toward the door.

Alfie stands up. "OH YEAH?! WELL HARRY POTTER HAS ANNOYING ACCENTS TOO!"

Sofia doesn't stop, but screams back: "HOW DARE YOU?!"

And there you go, there will be a few more parts, and maybe a sequel if you ask nicely. The Harry Potter and Hunger Games characters will appear soon.

RavenclawAnubis