AN: haHA! My muse may have deserted me but Damnit I still got something out! And it's yaoi! SasuNaru to be exact. parties This will be the first of my little ficlets I will share with you. They may seem a bit on crack to the uninitiated…but we all KNOW that SasuNaru is canon. They just had to cut out the better parts. This installment is actually two snippets…but they will usually be alone, these just went together. And now….with no further delay, read on lovelies!
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"On the Cutting Room Floor"
ficlet #1 - Bondage Boys!
By: ilikesaddleshoes
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takes place in:
ep. 3
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Sakura sits on a bench…being…Sakura…'Yeah right. I'm not a little kid who believes in fairytales' Sakura broke herself out of her daydream. 'Like that would ever happen'.
"You sure have a large, charming forehead."
Her head popped up, eyes widening at the voice that broke into her thoughts and she sat up to greet the approaching boy.
"…Makes me want to kiss it."
Her face flushed as her inner conscious rejoiced, and she stared, unblinking, at him.
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"Yeah right, Naruto might say something like that."
Her body drooped in response.
Naruto pretending to be Sasuke grinned inwardly, then continued. "And he did. Last night. In my bed. Many times. Among other things."
'That's right bitch! Sasuke's mine so BACK OFF! Before I have to lay the smackdown on your empty little head!'
….Meanwhile…
Sasuke lay twitching on the floor, his mind hurling insults at the blonde who had jumped him. 'Damn Naruto. When he held up the rope, I thought he was saying he wanted to use a little bondage this time…that's it, he is SO uke tonight!"
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ep. 5, the night after the bell training…
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Naruto slumped in his position, wearily lifting his eyes to the smirking Uchiha reclining against the pillows. "Oi. Sasuke. No more rope is allowed around you ever. It gives you ideas. I have splinters now! When you said that lunch punishment gave you an idea, I didn't think you meant to include the damn log I was tied to!"
There was only silence. The smug satisfaction was almost tangible in the air surrounding his…hrm…playmate.
Naruto made a face. Sasuke was getting too much of a swelled head. (no pun intended) He needed to break that composure…fine.
"Oi. Sasuke. Did you know your cheeks puff up and make you look like a demented chipmunk when you do that fire…element-y…fireball…thinger?"
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AN: Don't they though! …His cheeks. It's good for a giggle every time! Well! Review and tell me you loved it, review and tell me yaoi should die or some stupid rant and…well…I'll share your view with everyone I know…and we'll laugh at you. But…if it'll make you feel better after you've realized what a dumbass you are for not heeding the clearly marked warnings and reading it ANYWAYS…well…we'll still laugh at you. Btw…basically all these ficlets hereafter will be yaoi. Bless it. So! Review 'cause you love me! Or…atleast yaoi and you'll get a chocolate bunny!