"UGLY?!" The blonde was fuming at the dark-haired teen. "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I MAKE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!!" The students stared at the scene, a few beginning to snicker.
"Don't be ridiculous, dobe" Sasuke smirked, crossing his arms on his chest.
Then a faint popping sound was heard and standing in Naruto's place... was an
incredibly gorgeous, naked young woman!
She coyly wrapped her arms loosely around the Uchiha, bringing her bare breasts to rest against his chest. "How could you think, for even an instant, that I'm not pretty?" "she" asked in a silkier version of Naruto's voice.
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Dobe."
"Is it true?"
"Did you really turn into-"
"-a naked girl?"
Naruto sweatdropped at the two identical boys in front of him, "Whoa, double vision…"
"Oh, no, we're-"
"-twins."
"I'm George."
"I'm Fred."
"Or is he George?"
"And him Fred?"
The two boys shrugged and grinned.
"Okaaay..."
"Back to-"
"-the main topic."
"Can you-"
"-or can you not-"
"-turn into a girl?"
"Uh, yeah," Naruto grinned. "It's the best!"
AN: don't ask why they are at Hogwarts...I don't know XD This also wasn't supposed to ever leave my pile of "juck fiction" but my darling Beta Heart of Shou told me too...and if you know me...you know that when HoS comands...I obey
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