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By the Demand of a whole one person (Poted Plant)
The Sequel To The Bouncer: Serenity Is Dead…
THE BOUNCER: WELCOME TO MCDONALDS MAY I TAKE YOUR SOUL?!?!
Volt stands in the cold in front of a McDonalds. His arms are folded over his chest as he leans against the door. He huffs then looks at his watch. Volt opens the glass door and walks in to see Sion arguing with a three year old. "LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU CAN'T PUT TAX ON AIR!!" Sion screams at the child.
"You stupid cock-sucker, tax revenues have changed, taxation has expanded with the daily per capita of…" the three year old replies calmly.
"PER CAPITA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!" Sion says right before cracking the kid in the face with a punch breaking its nose in a bloody mess sending it back 6 feet. Sion grabs and old lady and tosses her through the giant McDonald's window.
"SION CERAMIC LION!" Volt yells at him.
"…porcelain monkey on a crying scooter…" Sion sighs as he walks out side. Kou sits behind the counter wearing the McDonalds hat.
"Pain… the pain… the torture… MY SOUL IS ON FIRE… WHEN WILL I SLEEP I CAN'T TAKE THIS TOURMENT THE BURNING NEEDLES IN MY EYES… AND." Kou begins then a customer walks up, "…Welcome to McDonalds, May I have your order please?"
"Yes I would like…" The lady begins, but is suddenly interrupted by Kou.
"…To get in a fight?!" Kou says excitedly, jumps over the counter, grabs her and throws her through the window. The lady rolls and cuts her throat on a piece of glass and dies a slow and painful death leaving three kids at home with no parents left.
"Ich werde den allerletzten Preis zahlen!" Kou yells.
"Nein!" Volt replies angerly.
"KOMMEN SIE ZU MIR MEIN HERR!" Kou screams. Moments later Captain Crunch comes through the door.
"HEY KIDS!" He yells deeply.
"CRUNCHATIZE ME CAPTAIN!" Kou screams emotionally. Just them Sion runs in.
"GUYS, GUYS I'M PREGNATE!" he informs loudly.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna be a fath… waaahhh?!" Volt, Kou and Cap'n Crunch all say. They all stays still with their mouths and eyes wide open in shock and surprise in a freeze frame as the rest of the world moves around them.
THE END?!?!?!
(Probably)
By the Demand of a whole one person (Poted Plant)
The Sequel To The Bouncer: Serenity Is Dead…
THE BOUNCER: WELCOME TO MCDONALDS MAY I TAKE YOUR SOUL?!?!
Volt stands in the cold in front of a McDonalds. His arms are folded over his chest as he leans against the door. He huffs then looks at his watch. Volt opens the glass door and walks in to see Sion arguing with a three year old. "LISTEN YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOU CAN'T PUT TAX ON AIR!!" Sion screams at the child.
"You stupid cock-sucker, tax revenues have changed, taxation has expanded with the daily per capita of…" the three year old replies calmly.
"PER CAPITA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!!" Sion says right before cracking the kid in the face with a punch breaking its nose in a bloody mess sending it back 6 feet. Sion grabs and old lady and tosses her through the giant McDonald's window.
"SION CERAMIC LION!" Volt yells at him.
"…porcelain monkey on a crying scooter…" Sion sighs as he walks out side. Kou sits behind the counter wearing the McDonalds hat.
"Pain… the pain… the torture… MY SOUL IS ON FIRE… WHEN WILL I SLEEP I CAN'T TAKE THIS TOURMENT THE BURNING NEEDLES IN MY EYES… AND." Kou begins then a customer walks up, "…Welcome to McDonalds, May I have your order please?"
"Yes I would like…" The lady begins, but is suddenly interrupted by Kou.
"…To get in a fight?!" Kou says excitedly, jumps over the counter, grabs her and throws her through the window. The lady rolls and cuts her throat on a piece of glass and dies a slow and painful death leaving three kids at home with no parents left.
"Ich werde den allerletzten Preis zahlen!" Kou yells.
"Nein!" Volt replies angerly.
"KOMMEN SIE ZU MIR MEIN HERR!" Kou screams. Moments later Captain Crunch comes through the door.
"HEY KIDS!" He yells deeply.
"CRUNCHATIZE ME CAPTAIN!" Kou screams emotionally. Just them Sion runs in.
"GUYS, GUYS I'M PREGNATE!" he informs loudly.
"Oh my god, I'm gonna be a fath… waaahhh?!" Volt, Kou and Cap'n Crunch all say. They all stays still with their mouths and eyes wide open in shock and surprise in a freeze frame as the rest of the world moves around them.
THE END?!?!?!
(Probably)