Disclaimer: Joss Wheadon is god. That's all I have to say.
I love you. Truly.
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"We're off, Angel cakes. Drinking. Wanna come?" Lorne said, holding Angel's office door open.
"I'll be there in a minute." Angel said.
"Alright. We'll save a seat for you." Fred said. The rest of the fang gang filed out of the room. But Spike stayed behind.
"Angel cakes." He chuckled. "Poofter."
"Shut up Spike." Angel said.
"You know what are really fun, Angel cakes?" Spike said, seating himself in the visitor's chair.
"I said shut up, Spike." Angel said again.
"Drinking. You know what else? You not staying behind for once. You always do that. Drama queen." Spike said
"Then let's go." Angel said. They rose to their feet simtaniously & walked out of the room.
But someone was still left in the room.
"Drinking? Aww, he still has a life!" the person said. "Yet, I do not. Expressed in the vigorous form of talking to myself."
The person walked across the room to Angel's very large desk. The person was cloaked in an invisibility spell, but the voice was clearly female. She bent behind the desk.
"If I was an amulet, where would I be..." she said. She opened a drawer, closed it. Another drawer, & closed it. She opened another drawer, & there on top sat an amulet.
"Bingo." She said. She stood up & froze.
Spike & Angel were standing in the door way.
"We can't see you, but we can smell you." Angel said, sniffing the air.
"But I used degree this morning!" the girl said.
"Now we can hear you." Angel said.
"You think you can hear me. "She said. "But I can throw my voice." And sure enough she sounded as if she were across the room.
Spike rolled his eyes, walked over to the desk & grabbed her hand.
"You're holding the bloody amulet." He said.
"Oh, great now I feel stupid." She said.
Spike grabbed for where he thought her other hand would be.
"That's my ass, moron!" she said. Spike suddenly fell backward; the girl had punched him in the eye. A few things scattered off of angel's desk as she scrambled over it. Angel moved into the door way, his large body blocking any escape. He suddenly felt something like foot collide with his head, knocking him aside. He felt the wind of someone running past him. He leapt in the direction of his instinct. His arms wrapped around a small waist.
"Goddammit!" she shouted as Angel dragged her to the floor. Five minutes later they had an invisible girl tied to a chair.
"You know, I used to know this guy that used to tie me up, and-"she said & was cut off by Angel.
"Spike, get the others. They should be in the garage. I'll keep an eye-err, nose on our captive." He said.
I love you. Truly.
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"We're off, Angel cakes. Drinking. Wanna come?" Lorne said, holding Angel's office door open.
"I'll be there in a minute." Angel said.
"Alright. We'll save a seat for you." Fred said. The rest of the fang gang filed out of the room. But Spike stayed behind.
"Angel cakes." He chuckled. "Poofter."
"Shut up Spike." Angel said.
"You know what are really fun, Angel cakes?" Spike said, seating himself in the visitor's chair.
"I said shut up, Spike." Angel said again.
"Drinking. You know what else? You not staying behind for once. You always do that. Drama queen." Spike said
"Then let's go." Angel said. They rose to their feet simtaniously & walked out of the room.
But someone was still left in the room.
"Drinking? Aww, he still has a life!" the person said. "Yet, I do not. Expressed in the vigorous form of talking to myself."
The person walked across the room to Angel's very large desk. The person was cloaked in an invisibility spell, but the voice was clearly female. She bent behind the desk.
"If I was an amulet, where would I be..." she said. She opened a drawer, closed it. Another drawer, & closed it. She opened another drawer, & there on top sat an amulet.
"Bingo." She said. She stood up & froze.
Spike & Angel were standing in the door way.
"We can't see you, but we can smell you." Angel said, sniffing the air.
"But I used degree this morning!" the girl said.
"Now we can hear you." Angel said.
"You think you can hear me. "She said. "But I can throw my voice." And sure enough she sounded as if she were across the room.
Spike rolled his eyes, walked over to the desk & grabbed her hand.
"You're holding the bloody amulet." He said.
"Oh, great now I feel stupid." She said.
Spike grabbed for where he thought her other hand would be.
"That's my ass, moron!" she said. Spike suddenly fell backward; the girl had punched him in the eye. A few things scattered off of angel's desk as she scrambled over it. Angel moved into the door way, his large body blocking any escape. He suddenly felt something like foot collide with his head, knocking him aside. He felt the wind of someone running past him. He leapt in the direction of his instinct. His arms wrapped around a small waist.
"Goddammit!" she shouted as Angel dragged her to the floor. Five minutes later they had an invisible girl tied to a chair.
"You know, I used to know this guy that used to tie me up, and-"she said & was cut off by Angel.
"Spike, get the others. They should be in the garage. I'll keep an eye-err, nose on our captive." He said.