DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, however I do own everything else…MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Okay well.. here is another story by the unfortunate me. I changed the ages of nearly all the characters and this story takes place nowhere in naruto… so don't try to figure it out.. haha.
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"F-FUUUUUUUUCK! I over slept!" exclaimed Hidan while running out of his room and into the hallway wearing nothing but his shorts. "Why in the FREAKIN hell did no one wake me the FUCK UP???"
Sasori poked his head out of the bathroom and said, " Because it's your responsibility."
"Well FUCK responsibility! SERIOUSLY!"
Sasori stared at him for a minute and then continued to brush his teeth.
"The first FUCKING day of school and I wake up late!" Hidan grabbed his uniform, a piece of toast, and stormed back to his room slamming the door behind him.
Kakuzu eye twitched and lowered his newspaper, "What the hell is his problem?"
"No clue," Kisame said as he put his shoes on. "Come on everyone! We're gonna miss the bus! Hey Kakuzu…can I get some lunch money?"
He lowers the paper again, just under his eyes so he can glare at Kisame staring at him in almost a pleading face. "Hmph."
"Kakuzu," Itachi stepped in, "We DO need money for food."
"Yeah! We can't go with out food, un!" Deidara added while fixing his hair.
"OKAY…jeez… here," Kakuzu reached into his wallet and too out a five-dollar bill, "here go crazy."
"um…that…won't be enough…Kakuzu." Sasori said while blankly looking at the lonely five-dollar bill lying on the table next to Zetsu's potted plant and the dirty dishes left by everyone else.
"Yeah old man! Give us some money you cheapskate! Hidan yelled while running into the kitchen with one shoe on and his tie in his mouth.
"…Friggin kids…HERE!" he threw down a twenty-dollar bill. "Itachi's in charge of the money!"
"Thank you." Itachi said bowing his head slightly and putting in into his pocket, "we should be leaving now…I think I hear the bus."
"Later gramps!" Hidan said while running out the door after Kisame.
"…Friggin kids…" Kakuzu mumbled to himself as he fixed the newspaper and continued reading.
"Heh…can't wait to see all the new freshman, eh Itachi?" Kisame nudged while seating himself down behind him.
Itachi said nothing (big surprise).
"…another year… ugh.." Sasori sighed.
"Sasori-donna!" Deidara exclaimed, "I'm sitting with you today…aren't you lucky, un!"
"…"
"What's wrong Sasori-donna? You should be happy we'll be in a couple of classes together! I'm so excited I finally got into that art class I wanted, un! Ugh! I hope that Tobi kid isn't here today…un…"
"I hope he is."
"Why, un?"
"I think he's funny."
"How? I don't see it at all…un!"
"DEIDARA-SENPAI!" Tobi shouted from behind the seat. "You got into that art class this year? So did I! We'll get to be in it together! Oh and maybe even…partners!"
Deidara shuddered at the thought and sunk deep into his seat hugging himself.
"Ha.." Sasori added, "That's why, Deidara."
Ding-Dong
"Ugh…that's the first bell," Kankuro murmured.
"We'd better get to our homerooms," Temari said while fixing the bow on her uniform.
"I friggin hate my homeroom!"
"Oh stop it Kankuro! If those guys start giving you a hard time just tell them off…"
"Heh…I'll just bring Karasu in for show-and-tell…OUCH!"
Temari smacks him upside the head, "Don't you dare bring that 'thing' into this school! Do you have any idea what that would do to MY reputation!? And on top of that I'd get the heap for it!"
"What are you two babbling about now?" Gaara interrupted. Temari and Kankuro both stopped to look at Gaara who was waiting for an answer.
"It's nothing. Its not important," Temari said while letting go of Kankuro's neck. "Get to homeroom Kankuro. I have to show Gaara where his room is."
"You mean he doesn't know where his is?" Kankuro asked while rubbing his neck area.
"Well, Kankuro, if you do remember…I am a freshman. I have not been to the school before." Gaara responded with his arms crossed and an unphased expression.
"Hmm.. maybe if I try to be a freshman I can get out of homeroom!" Kankuro thought.
"Shut up will you!? They all know that you're a second year student anyways!" Temari exclaimed. "Get to class!"
"…fine…," Kankuro dragged his feet into the direction of his dreaded homeroom."