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After Reading Review! yes precious hehehehe :p
Umm, this is based on a dream that I had once
The Book of the Rings
Aragorn stood in front of Frodo walking over the stony bridge. Legolas in a worried tone asked, "Frodo I'm soo worried about you. Let me help you over the bridge." Frodo refused and whipped Aragorn with a bull whip that he traded to the Balrog in Moria for Gimli. Who needed the dwarf anyway? Gandalf was getting impatient. "Aragorn! You need to hurry up, haste is needed!" Aragorn decided for all of the company to take a break. Frodo was talking to Gandalf about his brilliant riddle solving capacity recapping the whole scene in Moria.
Aragorn took this moment to pull Legolas aside. Aragorn in a worried tone asked Legolas, "Why are we doing this? Why are we following this strange little man over the dangerous terrain?" Legolas said in a reassuring voice, "It's our duty to go with the ring bearer. We have to destroy evil forever."
"What if Frodo 'lost' the Ring?" Legolas narrowed his electric blue eyes dangerously. "What do you mean?" He asked with a worried expression.
"What if I had the Ring?" Aragorn was raving like a lunatic now. "I have the Ring. I stole it from him. And I have a binder. You know what that means?" Legolas gave him a questioning look. "The One Ring plus the three rings from the binder equals 4 rings. I shall be ruler of everyone in this world. Muahahaha!" Legolas slowly backed away from him now. His friend had gone over board by now. "We shall call it… THE BOOK OF THE RINGS!!"