Who Oversouled The Cookie JAR?!
Ahem Because this is my first time creating a stupid story like all the others, I will say this. Boo!
Once upon a time, Manta got up from bed, saw the alarm clock, and zapped it with his hand. (No actually he just patted the alarm and it went off) And then he woke up again. It was now 8:00 A.M. He went downstairs to get a cookie but...
"WHO THE HELL OVERSOULED THE COOKIE JAR?!"
He saw a little demon chewing on it, and when the lid popped off he saw the most HORRIBLE! HORRENDOUS! GAY! (maybe not gay) THING! The cookies... were gone.
Manta: "What the hell man, you promised me COOKIES" –super anime point to author- Author: Read the title, I never said you could HAVE cookies. At least not yet. –Chomps on a cookie- Manta: "Ahah! You oversouled the cookies jar." Author: No I actually stole it from the jar, saving it from near oversoulness.
Anyways back to the story
His evil yet gay (maybe not gay) scream made everyone wake up. Yes, Tao Ren was in this house for some reason. Ahem.
Anna woke up. Yoh woke up. Amidamaru who never sleeps (or does he? Bum bum bum! ((Dramatic Music)) ) And Ren woke up. (His little ghost was afk.)
Anna said: What the hell you little shrimp! Why'd to wake me up?
Yoh: Yeah! Go scream in YOUR spare time. Erm wait it's manta's spare time right?
All: Yeah.
Yoh: Well... Go scream in your while we're not sleeping spare time!
All: agreeing nod
Ren: MY NAME IS NOT LENNY! I wanted to point that out. Also, what's with that Cookie jar?
Manta: Exactly! That little demon is chewing on our cookie jar! (actually a demon's ghost) It ate the cookies! (It was the author but I'll keep it off SHIM for a while. Yes, a shim, a girl-man)
Author: Banishes Manta from the book, 100 yrs later.... He comes back
All: Where were you?
Manta: Banned from the book that was actually a fanfic.
All: Oh.
Manta: So who did it?
Yoh: Erm uhh Anna: Dur.... Ren: Buh... Amidamaru: It's simple. All you have to do is see who's anime-sweating the most.
Manta takes samples and...
-.o Dude, they're all the same amount.
Manta: Yes what that -.o dude said.
Yoh: I was exercising.
Anna: I was too warm. God damn this heater.
Ren: Buh....
Author: Ren you aren't supposed to say that anymore...
Ren: Buh....
And now completely ripping Ren out of the fanfic, -Takes him, rips him out horrendously out of the internet-pages and throws him away-
Manta: AHAH! (Sees Amidamaru clenching the cookie jar in over=soul mode)
Yoh: Amidamaru! How could you?
Anna: Yoh...
Yoh: Yes my honey dearest sweetest (damn we gotta "Do it" sometime) ... sweetheart?
Anna: Super Anna punch of DOOOM- Yoh you idiot, he can only be in oversoul mode if you made him do it.
Yoh: But I was asleep.
Manta: Weren't you exercising?
Yoh: Exactly. -Girlie voice (I ripped this off from a recent fanfic I read) But mom! You cant let me not date brad... - I exercise my RIGHTS!
All: SuPER SWEAT DROP THAT COULD MAKE EARTH A WATERBALL
Anyways...
Ren: Bah humbag, you found me out.
Manta: We didn't accuse you yet.
Ren: Well I did it, haw haw haw –evil laugh- YOU ALL WILL DIE FROM LACK OF COOKIES!
Author: You can't die from that. What is it anyways? Plus weren't you ripped out from the story?
All: Hey, Maybe the author did it.
Author: Oh dern-grabbited it! I did it, and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky shamans!
Manta: And a geek!
And so the day is saved thanks to! Pesky shamans and a geek!
-Later in view-
Author is tied up, upside down, and crammed with cookies
Author: "Life is good." –eyes sparkle-
DUH END!
Ahem Because this is my first time creating a stupid story like all the others, I will say this. Boo!
Once upon a time, Manta got up from bed, saw the alarm clock, and zapped it with his hand. (No actually he just patted the alarm and it went off) And then he woke up again. It was now 8:00 A.M. He went downstairs to get a cookie but...
"WHO THE HELL OVERSOULED THE COOKIE JAR?!"
He saw a little demon chewing on it, and when the lid popped off he saw the most HORRIBLE! HORRENDOUS! GAY! (maybe not gay) THING! The cookies... were gone.
Manta: "What the hell man, you promised me COOKIES" –super anime point to author- Author: Read the title, I never said you could HAVE cookies. At least not yet. –Chomps on a cookie- Manta: "Ahah! You oversouled the cookies jar." Author: No I actually stole it from the jar, saving it from near oversoulness.
Anyways back to the story
His evil yet gay (maybe not gay) scream made everyone wake up. Yes, Tao Ren was in this house for some reason. Ahem.
Anna woke up. Yoh woke up. Amidamaru who never sleeps (or does he? Bum bum bum! ((Dramatic Music)) ) And Ren woke up. (His little ghost was afk.)
Anna said: What the hell you little shrimp! Why'd to wake me up?
Yoh: Yeah! Go scream in YOUR spare time. Erm wait it's manta's spare time right?
All: Yeah.
Yoh: Well... Go scream in your while we're not sleeping spare time!
All: agreeing nod
Ren: MY NAME IS NOT LENNY! I wanted to point that out. Also, what's with that Cookie jar?
Manta: Exactly! That little demon is chewing on our cookie jar! (actually a demon's ghost) It ate the cookies! (It was the author but I'll keep it off SHIM for a while. Yes, a shim, a girl-man)
Author: Banishes Manta from the book, 100 yrs later.... He comes back
All: Where were you?
Manta: Banned from the book that was actually a fanfic.
All: Oh.
Manta: So who did it?
Yoh: Erm uhh Anna: Dur.... Ren: Buh... Amidamaru: It's simple. All you have to do is see who's anime-sweating the most.
Manta takes samples and...
-.o Dude, they're all the same amount.
Manta: Yes what that -.o dude said.
Yoh: I was exercising.
Anna: I was too warm. God damn this heater.
Ren: Buh....
Author: Ren you aren't supposed to say that anymore...
Ren: Buh....
And now completely ripping Ren out of the fanfic, -Takes him, rips him out horrendously out of the internet-pages and throws him away-
Manta: AHAH! (Sees Amidamaru clenching the cookie jar in over=soul mode)
Yoh: Amidamaru! How could you?
Anna: Yoh...
Yoh: Yes my honey dearest sweetest (damn we gotta "Do it" sometime) ... sweetheart?
Anna: Super Anna punch of DOOOM- Yoh you idiot, he can only be in oversoul mode if you made him do it.
Yoh: But I was asleep.
Manta: Weren't you exercising?
Yoh: Exactly. -Girlie voice (I ripped this off from a recent fanfic I read) But mom! You cant let me not date brad... - I exercise my RIGHTS!
All: SuPER SWEAT DROP THAT COULD MAKE EARTH A WATERBALL
Anyways...
Ren: Bah humbag, you found me out.
Manta: We didn't accuse you yet.
Ren: Well I did it, haw haw haw –evil laugh- YOU ALL WILL DIE FROM LACK OF COOKIES!
Author: You can't die from that. What is it anyways? Plus weren't you ripped out from the story?
All: Hey, Maybe the author did it.
Author: Oh dern-grabbited it! I did it, and I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky shamans!
Manta: And a geek!
And so the day is saved thanks to! Pesky shamans and a geek!
-Later in view-
Author is tied up, upside down, and crammed with cookies
Author: "Life is good." –eyes sparkle-
DUH END!