Whoot! It's my first InuYasha fanfic! (InuYasha, Inuyasha, INUYASHA, I never learned how to write it...x.x; anyway) Yes, as you have guessed, it's a really REALLY OOC story. I know. I made it that way on purpose.

Disclaimer: Crap, I hate these! I don't own InuYasha.

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"OMG, Kagome! What's up, girl!" Inuyasha called in a peppy, girly voice, running after her and stumbling in his heels. Awww, he looked so cute in his purple kimono and his sandel thingies and his hair tied up in a ponytail. Squee!

"Um...Inuyasha, the hell?" Kagome said, staring at what was apparently boobs on his chest. ...but was it nessacary to make his bigger then mine??? She thought bitterly.

"Well, everyone knows that Inuyasha means "Female dog demon" and I thought, lyke, it was time to get in touch with my feminine side!" He beamed. "Course, it was really hard with surgery and all, especially the part with like, my loss of manliness!"

"Ewww!" Kagome shrieked, jumping back. "You got neutered?!?!"

Inuyasha pouted and stared down at his crotch. "Not exactly..."

Kagome's eye twitched. "What the hell is wrong with you, you bitch! Go to hell and get a life!"

Inuyasha's eyes filled with tears. "Meanie! I just wanted to show you how pretty I felt!" He wailed, running off and into a tree. "Black!"

"You idiot, couldn't you see there was a freaking tree in front of you?!?!" Kagome screeched.

"Well sorry, I lost my contacts!" Inuyasha said tearfully, staggering into another tree. "Gack!"

"I can't believe I hang out with you!" Kagome fumed. Suddenly, a heavenly expression came onto her face, replacing the murderous one. She gasped. "Oh, Inu-chan, are you okay???"

Inuyasha sniffed. "I think I broke a nail..." He looked at his hand. "And I got a boo-boo!!!"

"Awww, you poor dear, do you want me to kiss it for you?" Kagome gushed, her eyes going all sparkly. Inuyasha nodded, holding out his hand. Kagome gladly skipped over to it and kissed it.

"Ooooo! Miroku is coming! I bet he'll like my new look!" Inuyasha squealed, running over to his friend, who by the way, was wearing a spiffy looking black suit.

"Why, Hello Inuyasha. That's a very um...interesting outfit your wearing." Miroku said after looking up and down him.

Inuyasha beamed. "Isn't it! I just had it done today." He announced, posing. "You like?"

"I never knew you were a crossdresser, Inuyasha." Kagome muttered, losing her angelic aura.

"Actually, I hate it, even though you make an attractive girl." Miroku said honestly. "So like...yeah."

Inuyasha started to cry again. "But you always ask all the girls to give birth to your child! Why am I any different?!"

"Well, for one, you're a male demon, even if your mother was high when naming you and failed to check for your gender. And two, I've decided to cut the sex tricks and stay with the one woman I love." Miroku said with a slight smirk.

"Ha! What a load of bullshit." Kagome snorted. Miroku stared at her. "Not at all. I proposed to her yesterday. Which reminds me...where is she? Sango!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming, shut yer trap." Sango slurred, staggering into view. She was wearing an expensive looking dress, dark red with long matching gloves and slitted at the hips. She also was sloshing around a large beer bottle and a cigerette on those stick thingies.

"Oh my! Sango, a proper woman should not use those things!" Kagome gasped, back in her angel stage.

"I dun giva crap about wha womens can do and can't." Sango said, glaring cross-eyed at Kagome. She giggled, then hiccuped. "Wow Kagome...when'd...you g-get...clones..."

"Sango dear, you need help." Kagome said, helping Sango sit down.

"Sango this, Sango that, Sango, Sango, Sango! What about me?! I have needs too!" Inuyasha shouted tearfully.

Miroku sighed. "How can things get any worse..."

"MWAHAHAHHA!!" Came a very evil laugh from the forest.

"Ho, crap! Tell dem coppersh I dun do it!" Sango shouted, hiccuping before toppling over. Inuyasha screamed.

"Ohhhh, nooo! What was that, what are we gonna do, please, I don't wanna die, Kagome, save me!" He hid behind her. She pushed him off.

"For the love of frick Inuyasha, be a man, dammit!" She yelled.

"This will be troublesome..." Miroku sighed.

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And thats a wrap! n.n How I do? I thought that was very fun to write.

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