Rose: Well, I came back from the dead!!
Jade: WHAT???????? Im talking to a zombie?? -puts cross in front of her-
Rose: Don't worry, I'm not a zombie. I just got lazy.
Jade: Oh, cause you decided to IGNORE YOUR READERS and not post any stories. -cough- Lily Reblooms -cough-
Rose: REAL smooth, Jade. Real smooth. And it was writers block!!!
Jade: Sure. You keep telling yourself that.
Rose: . . Anyway!!! Me and Jade, in our free time -coughclasscough- we write little things we call Conversations.
Jade: Its mainly just dialogue between characters. The Conversations are based on Rose's story Unknown Sisters. You won't be able to read it since SOMEBODY -looks at Rose- deleted it. So its in the Marauders era and its about what it would be like if the marauders had sisters.
Rose: And even though it sounds TERRIBLY Mary-Sue, it's not really, cause its just out stupidity. And if you still think it's Mary Sue, too bad. It makes us happy.
Jade: Cause we are in it. So anyway, I'm James's sister. Im related to Harry Potter. HA!
Rose: And Im Remus's sister. Thats a DOUBLE HA!!
Jade: Yeah, but who's last name's in the title of the book!
Rose: Potter is a winey baby. All with the 'I killed Cedric, boo hoo'. Remus is better. He has chocolate.
Jade: Hey guess what everyone! Rose just insulted Harry Potter! FLAME HER!
Rose: -sticks out tounge- Well that turned into a rant. Are we forgetting something?
Jade: Ummmm... I don't think, Hey! Sirius has a sister named Aura. Well that's all, I think we should get on with the story before everyone gets bored.
Rose: ON WITH THE CONVERSATION!
-lawyers pop up-
Jade: Ummmm... we dont own Harry Potter, never will, and never think about! Rose, RUN! -both run-
Lawyer 1: Aww... they never forget the disclamer...
-lawyers disappear-
Transfiguration Class: A speech is being given about owls... -in other words, blah-
McGonagall: And you'll this spell for your Owl exams...
James: -jerks awake after falling asleep in the middle of the speech- PICKLED FISH PASTE!
McGonagall: Mr.Potter, if you wouldn't mind, I would like it if you would pay attention when I'm speaking of such important things.
James: I was paying attention! You were talking about...
Jade: -cough- Owls -cough-
McGonagall: I would like it Miss Potter, if you didn't help your brother out of trouble, and went back to throwing pickles at him.
Jade: Ok... Im hungry.
McGonagall: Okay...
Jade: It's not my fault! Sirius ate my breakfast... after he finished his eight slices of bacon, five eggs, four waffles, three bananas, and four slices of French toast. Oh, and seven sausage patties, and two slices of hashbrown, and two bowls of cereal.
Sirius: I'm hungry.
Jade: WHAT!?!? -attacks him-
McGonagall:-standing there blinking- Okay you two, stop it! -they both sit back down-
Jade: Your stomach must be a black hole.
Sirius: I was still hungry.
Jade: Why didn't you get your own food??
Sirius: I like toast.
Jade: I do too. Thats why I was trying to eat some!
Sirius: Well, either watch your food better or learn to eat faster.
Jade:-is silent--conjures up a pickle- You are going to pay for that you git! -attacks him and trys to shove it down his throat- Still hungry Sirius, huh, are ya???
McGonagall: At least this is normal behavior. For them...
The End?
Rose: Well, we just started with the shortest one. -whispers- We need someone who can type faster.
Jade: Oh, by the way, to get the pickle jokes you have to have read Unkown Sisters. So that was conversation #1. Chapter 2 will be up shortly.