The Camping Trip
Chapter 1: There's nothing to do here!
All right, my first fanfic! This is only the first chapter, the story will get funnier as it goes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, Pokemon, or anything else owned by someone else.
Like in some other fanfics, Bakura will be known as Ryou, and his yami will be known as Bakura.
Bakura: You mean I'm gonna be in this story? That can't be good, seeing as you hate me.
shiney mew: Right. Even better, you and Yami will have to learn to work together in order to survive later on. *grins evilly*
Yami & Bakura (rolling eyes): Oh goodie.
shiney mew: That's not all. While you two are out being attacked by the mosquitoes, wasps, and horseflies, Yugi and the others will be having the time of their lives in Joey's inflatable pool!
Yami & Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!! *run away screaming*
shiney mew: Hey, come back! I need you for the story!
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Snoring loudly in his bed, Yami was vaguely aware of his alarm clock going off. He reached over & hit the snooze button, then went back to sleep, only to feel a stinging pain on his face ten minutes later.
"Wake up! I'm tired of listening to you snore across the house!" Yugi scolded the pharaoh as he repeatedly slapped him in the face. Yami slowly opened his eyes & looked at the alarm clock. It was already 11:00, on the last Tuesday of summer vacation.
"What do ya want now?", Yami grumbled. "I was having the most wonderful dream. I dreamed I won the lottery, then got a Gameboy Advance! But that's not even the best part. I also bribed Nintendo into giving me an early copy of Pokemon Ruby AND Sapphire!"
"It's the last week of summer vacation", Yugi explained, "and we haven't done anything fun. So we need to do something this week, and you're the only one who can drive us anywhere."
Yami got out of bed. He had slept in the clothes he always wears, but his hair was messed up. Yugi went downstairs & called Joey on the cordless phone.
"Hey Yugi, wassup? Got any plans to do something fun for our last week of freedom?"
"Not yet. I was thinking we could get together and think of something. You call Tristan, Ryou, and Tea. I need to get breakfast. Couldn't get anything done because Yami distracted me with his remote-control-car- snoring."
"Hey! I heard that!", Yami shouted from the bathroom. "Now where the heck is the stupid hair gel?"
"Okay, I'll call the others. Then we'll meet at your house and think of something to do. Bye."
"Bye, see you soon." Yugi hung up the phone, went into the kitchen, & popped a Pop Tart in the toaster.
Half an hour later the doorbell rang. Yugi answered it while Yami was eating his egg sandwich. He didn't like eggs, but it was the only thing they had left, since Yugi had gotten the last Pop Tart.
"Hey, guys. Park your bikes in the garage and come on in. But be careful not to scrape the car with your bikes. If anything happens to Yami's car, he'll destroy everything we care about, then send us all to military school."
"Military school? That's even worse than the Shadow Realm, if he sends us to Marlin Academy", said Bakura. "We'll be careful."
"And Tristan promises not to slice up the car with his hair", Joey teased.
"Yeah, and Scooby Doo promises not to mark his territory on it.", Tristan retorted.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!", Joey shouted. He was about to punch Tristan in the mouth when Tea caught his fist & dragged him into the house. Tristan followed, then Ryou, after he finished parking the bikes.
"Okay guys, let's take a vote. Tea suggested we stay here and watch 'Bring It On', Joey suggested the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum, and I suggested a camping trip. Who wants to do what?" Yugi put a box on the table so everyone could put their ballots in.
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Bakura: Good, nothing's happened to me yet.
shiney mew: Yup, you've managed to survive... for now. Don't worry, though. I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna have fun torturing you! *laughs evilly again*
Yami: This is all good, but you don't hate me, so why make me suffer too?
shiney mew: Umm... because I can. Muahahahahahahaha!
Everyone else: Please review so she can do the next chapter! *sad puppy eyes*
Chapter 1: There's nothing to do here!
All right, my first fanfic! This is only the first chapter, the story will get funnier as it goes.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh, Pokemon, or anything else owned by someone else.
Like in some other fanfics, Bakura will be known as Ryou, and his yami will be known as Bakura.
Bakura: You mean I'm gonna be in this story? That can't be good, seeing as you hate me.
shiney mew: Right. Even better, you and Yami will have to learn to work together in order to survive later on. *grins evilly*
Yami & Bakura (rolling eyes): Oh goodie.
shiney mew: That's not all. While you two are out being attacked by the mosquitoes, wasps, and horseflies, Yugi and the others will be having the time of their lives in Joey's inflatable pool!
Yami & Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!! *run away screaming*
shiney mew: Hey, come back! I need you for the story!
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Snoring loudly in his bed, Yami was vaguely aware of his alarm clock going off. He reached over & hit the snooze button, then went back to sleep, only to feel a stinging pain on his face ten minutes later.
"Wake up! I'm tired of listening to you snore across the house!" Yugi scolded the pharaoh as he repeatedly slapped him in the face. Yami slowly opened his eyes & looked at the alarm clock. It was already 11:00, on the last Tuesday of summer vacation.
"What do ya want now?", Yami grumbled. "I was having the most wonderful dream. I dreamed I won the lottery, then got a Gameboy Advance! But that's not even the best part. I also bribed Nintendo into giving me an early copy of Pokemon Ruby AND Sapphire!"
"It's the last week of summer vacation", Yugi explained, "and we haven't done anything fun. So we need to do something this week, and you're the only one who can drive us anywhere."
Yami got out of bed. He had slept in the clothes he always wears, but his hair was messed up. Yugi went downstairs & called Joey on the cordless phone.
"Hey Yugi, wassup? Got any plans to do something fun for our last week of freedom?"
"Not yet. I was thinking we could get together and think of something. You call Tristan, Ryou, and Tea. I need to get breakfast. Couldn't get anything done because Yami distracted me with his remote-control-car- snoring."
"Hey! I heard that!", Yami shouted from the bathroom. "Now where the heck is the stupid hair gel?"
"Okay, I'll call the others. Then we'll meet at your house and think of something to do. Bye."
"Bye, see you soon." Yugi hung up the phone, went into the kitchen, & popped a Pop Tart in the toaster.
Half an hour later the doorbell rang. Yugi answered it while Yami was eating his egg sandwich. He didn't like eggs, but it was the only thing they had left, since Yugi had gotten the last Pop Tart.
"Hey, guys. Park your bikes in the garage and come on in. But be careful not to scrape the car with your bikes. If anything happens to Yami's car, he'll destroy everything we care about, then send us all to military school."
"Military school? That's even worse than the Shadow Realm, if he sends us to Marlin Academy", said Bakura. "We'll be careful."
"And Tristan promises not to slice up the car with his hair", Joey teased.
"Yeah, and Scooby Doo promises not to mark his territory on it.", Tristan retorted.
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!", Joey shouted. He was about to punch Tristan in the mouth when Tea caught his fist & dragged him into the house. Tristan followed, then Ryou, after he finished parking the bikes.
"Okay guys, let's take a vote. Tea suggested we stay here and watch 'Bring It On', Joey suggested the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Museum, and I suggested a camping trip. Who wants to do what?" Yugi put a box on the table so everyone could put their ballots in.
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Bakura: Good, nothing's happened to me yet.
shiney mew: Yup, you've managed to survive... for now. Don't worry, though. I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna have fun torturing you! *laughs evilly again*
Yami: This is all good, but you don't hate me, so why make me suffer too?
shiney mew: Umm... because I can. Muahahahahahahaha!
Everyone else: Please review so she can do the next chapter! *sad puppy eyes*