AN: Since Generic Exaggeration (Teen Titans) is so successful, I decided to write one for One Piece.
So, basically, I'm going to take a chainsaw to all those cliches out there and other little things that piss readers off. This chapter pertains to perhaps the most loved and overdone cliche yet, or at least one of them.
AND TO CLARIFY I'm NOT trying to focus on individual stories; if your story happens to resemble one of these, go ahead and flame me. I won't mind. BUT I was never trying to make fun of your story personally.
... I'm done talking now.

Me, My Sexy Self, and Zoro

One day I was hanging out with my friends, being all cool and stuff.

"Dude! I just watched that one episode of One Piece with Chopper! It was so kawaii!" I squealed, even though I wasn't Japanese.

"Baka, urusai," one of my friends said, even though she wasn't Japanese either. "Luffy is much more kawaii than Chopper."

"Nani?!? Wrong! You're all wrong!" yet another one of my friends said loudly. "My bishounen Zoro pwns you all! We're going to get married someday!"

"Urusai!" I shouted back. "I'm going to marry Zoro!"

Little did I know, my life-long dream was about to come true! ZOMG!!1!

When I was on my way home, I was suddenly hit by a very large bag of frozen peas on the head. How and where it came from, I don't know. It just adds to the bizarreness of the situation. Anyways, when I was hit, I fell down and blacked out.

When I woke up, I was on a pirate ship. I also had loooooooooooooooong cascading hair that fell down my back like a sexy waterfall, these pimping highlights, boobs the size of basketballs, a curvy figure that made Nami look like a two-by-four, and clothes that barely restrained my sexy jiggly orbs of doom. And really pointy heels. That can stab things.

"Oh my gosh! I must be in One Piece!" I said, quickly realizing what was going on. Then, Luffy popped up out of nowhere and grinned at me.

"Hi! I'm Monkey D. Luffy!"

"OMG I wuv u Ruffeeeeee!!!11" I squealed. "I'm Sakura Yuki Tsuki Neko Baka Kitsune Mizu Hana!"

"Join my crew, Sakura Yuki Tsuki Neko Baka Kitsune Mizu Hana!" Luffy said.

"Okay!" I said.

So then we were on the Going Merry, clearly because I was too jealous of Nico Robin and refused to include her in my own little fantasy- er, I mean, MY DREAM COME TRUE!

After quick introductions that are much too corny to be shown in this story, I was immediately a real part of the crew, even though I had no position and would obviously be a burden to them.

Zoro was looking at me.

"Hey, Zoro," I said all sexy-like.

"Uh-uh-I-uh- HI!" he quickly ran away. I chuckled suavely. It looked like he was already captivated by my sexy charms.

After following them around the sea in pointless little side-adventures for a few weeks, I was already the strongest fighter of the crew and had eaten a Devil Fruit called the Mary Sue Mary Sue no Mi.

It gave me the powers of pyrokinesis, shapeshifting, animal communication, flight, super strength, super speed, psychic powers, badass swordfighting skills, the sixth, seventh, and eighth senses, control over electricity, water, earth, plants, and wind, and all these other powers that other canon characters already possessed. It also made me even more sexy and adorable, which only made my fellow pirates love me even more than they already did. Though that wasn't even possible.

"Sakura Yuki Tsuki Neko Baka Kitsune Mizu Hana-chwaaaan!" Sanji swooned as he called me over for lunch, completely ignoring Nami. "It's lunch tiiime!"

"Okay!" I called back.

Sakura Yuki Tsuki Neko Baka Kitsune Mizu Hana! You're so awesome!" Luffy said, passing by.

"I know I am," I flipped my luscious casading soft beautiful highlighted exotic erotic hair over my shoulder.

"Sakura Yuki Tsuki Neko Baka Kitsune Mizu Hana!" this time, it was Zoro. He was blushing immensely and looking away. "Your beauty captured me the moment you landed on our ship! Marry me!"

"I will!" and we began making out.

Usopp, Chopper, Nami, and Vivi were never included in my fantasy because they're too boring.

Apparently.

And so, about ten years later, Zoro and I lived in our own house on this random island after Luffy became pirate king and the crew disbanded for the most idiotic of reasons. And in case you were wondering, Robin, Franky, and Brooke never joined because I never did end up reading past the Alabasta arc.

And the Marines chopped Luffy's head off, but that's irrelevant to this story.

"I love you, Sakura Yuki Tsuki Neko Baka Kitsune Mizu Hana!" Zoro kissed me.

"And I love you too!" I said back all sexy-like.

We made out.

Then there was a badly written lemon.

The end.

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AN: Lemons between OCs and CCs are like taboo. Seriously. e_e
I have the next 10 or so chapters written out. If there are any other things in fanfics that irritate you out there, please let me know. I have my chainsaw handy. Vrroooom.
Reviews (and requests) will be greatly appreciated.