KK this is an interactive story people you vote I eliminate, understand? You vote in PM and reviews. This story is dedicated to HyperSammy22. His story 'Which Organization XIII member is the best' helped me a whole bunch so go check it out alright THANKS.

"Hello boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen let me introduce your new favorite show," said the Joker manically as he had magically appeared on America's television screens…. again. "No don't go calling the police now or the Justice League either. Do you want to tell America why they can't Harley, my dear?"

"Of course Mistah J," said Harley with a fanatical gleam in her eye "Because for once this is all perfectly legal."

"You heard the pretty lady boys and girls. I, the Clown Prince of Crime am doing something legal, in fact the Justice League even agreed," cackled the Joker "I'll even show you!"

Then the televisions jumped to another scene time stamped at least three months prior. The Justice League was sitting in the original seven's meeting room.

"We have certain issues to discuss," said Superman as he brought the meeting to order.

"Of course we do," said Green Lantern "Like the fact that public opinion is still low,"

"Or that you're still dating that model bimbo," said Wonder Women under breath but obviously no one in the meeting heard her, though Batman did look less stoic then before.

"People still don't see us as people," said J'onn who had returned after the whole Darkseid/Luthor debacle though now he spends all his time with his wife.

"I know," said Flash his mouth stuffed with food as always "We should have a Survivor-type thing we will get embarrassed and what not, they'll see us as people then."

The video then cut off.

"You see, kiddies? They agreed I'm just complying with their demands. Welcome to Survivor: JLU Edition" at this the Joker burst into another round of giggles.

Meanwhile the heroes were watching Joker's broadcast in a locked metal room and were all glaring at Flash, Well everyone but Superman for some reason

"What?' he said "It was just a suggestion, how was I supposed to know a crazed psychopath was watching."

Then he noticed a note on the ground it said

Dear Heroes,

This is perfectly legal and that video documents your consent…I also have your signatures so haha you're in whether or not you agree.

Insanely Yours,

Joker

P.S That means you too Batsy

P.P.S When I call your name walk out the door

"How did that freak get our signatures," said Shayera but before she could finish, Batman cut her off "He has our signatures, which means somewhere we all agreed to this, which means we have to participate."

Then the broadcast caught their attention again.

"Now you have to introduce the contestants in the game Mistah J," said Harley, the heroes stood -up as the metal door to their prison began to open.

"First we have Stupid- I mean Superman who has the power of flight, super-strength, x-ray vision, heat-vision, laser vision, frost breath…How many powers do you have? Big Blue Boy Scout has saved the world way to many times but still doesn't realize his underwear goes under his pants" said the Joker as Superman walked out the door into the Island where the competition was happening.

"Next we have Wondy….Also known as Wonder Woman, quite beautiful I must say, she has the power of flight, impressive strength and yields the Lasso of Truth," said Joker staring creepily at the Amazon while Harley looked at him sourly. Wonder Woman paid the clown no mind and went to stand next to Superman.

"Next we have Batsy, my lovely nemesis. No actual super power to speak of though he has saved the world from me more times than Stupidman has blamed something on Luthor so he must be pretty good." During his intro, Batman's facial expression didn't move an inch.

"Fourthly, is that a word? HARLEY! Go look it up," said Joker "We have Hawkgirl or Shayera Hol whatever it is she's calling herself these days. Powers well she s has wings and looks like an angel…but most definitely isn't one she has a mace made of Nth metal and isn't afraid to use it." When Joker called her an angel Shayera sniffed and flew over to Diana muttering under her breath the whole time.

"Next we have Green Lantern AKA John Stewart who is former military as he is so fond of bragging, this also the man that doesn't know how to make up his mind and is still dating a bimbo when an angel," at this Harley began to giggle and Joker winked conspiratorially "is ready and available." John's cheeks darkened and he went to stand as far from Shayera as he could get.

"The Martian Manhunter has returned to the Justice League it seems, though I really wish he would explain his name how is 'Manhunter' conductive in helping humans, but it's his choice I'm just the host," Joker began cackling again.

"To finish up the original seven we have Flash, the only one with a sense of humor, which means he's the only one I actually like out of these Super Friends," said the Joker cackling even more than usual. "Did you know my viewers that this show was originally supposed to be the first sevensies, but then Harley came to me she said you can't have Survivor with only seven people so I added more," said Joker "Take it away Harls!"

"Alright Mistah J, first we have Green Arrow, he doesn't understand that REAL ARROWS HURT MORE," said Harley in a high pitched voice.

"Next we have his lady love Black Canary," interrupted Joker "Who is a pretty little bird, nice legs and hair but her voice is what you want to worry about."

"A familiar Gothamite face, the raven-haired illusionist Zantanna," said Harley trying to get back into the spot light.

"Next we have another Gotham native Huntress who isn't even in the League but since when have we ever followed the rules Mistah J," giggled Harley.

"Next contestant is certainly an enigma, no literally he's the Question we have no idea what else to call him he has no face, the only question is how he scored a girlfriend as hot as Huntress," said the harlequin when she had regained her composure.

"Last and certainly the least we have Aquaman, who is the most useless person ever actually," said Joker manically.

"Now that you know the contestants," said The Joker "Let the games begin!"