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with that said let's go.
It was another normal day at the masaki household * CRASH! * Well as normal as it ever is.
Ryoko and Ayeka were fighting over Tenchi, Mihoshi was bugging Kiyone, Sasami was doing the housework with Ryo-ohki, and Washu was in her lab. Like I said nothing unusual that is not yet.
Ryoko: *pulling on Tenchi's right arm* come on Tenchi, why don't we go somewhere where we can get away from this horrible woman.
Ayeka: *pulling on Tenchi's left arm* you of all people have no right to call the first princess of Jurai horrible!
Tenchi: *about to be ripped in half* GIRLS, STOP FIGHTING!!!
*BANG* Sasami: what was that sound I wonder.
Ryo-ohki: meow meow!
*BANG*
Mihoshi: *holding Kiyone in a death grip* Kiyone what was that sound!
Kiyone:( breaks free and pulls out gun) I don't know, but I have a feeling we should check it out.
BANG *
Washu: * poking head out of lab door* could you people keep it down out there I'm trying to get some work done!
* BANG * Meanwhile on the outlaw star.
* BANG *
Gene: Guillim, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Guillim: It almost seems like there was a flux in time and space.
Melfina: Gene, it appears there are intruders on the ship.
Gene: okay, so how many are there?
Jim: * typing furiously on his laptop* There are four of em.
Aisha: that shouldn't be too hard!
Suzuka: *pulling a cup of tea out of nowhere * Yes, but we shouldn't be too over confident.
Mean while in the back of the ship Tenchi, Sasami, Ryo-ohki, Ayeka, and Washu were waking up.
Tenchi: What happened?
Sasami: It looks like we're in a ship.
Ayeka: Yes.but how did we get here?
Washu: and where are the others?
Suddenly every one noticed that they are now wearing different clothes, Ayeka was now wearing a red and black kimono, and Washu was wearing something that resembled Ctral-Ctral armor, Tenchi was wearing a cape similar to Gene's, Sasami was dressed like Hanmyo with a hairstyle to match, and Ryo-ohki had a red collar with a bell.
Sasami: look, some halls!
Washu: yeah, only problem is, there's four.
Tenchi: then I guess we'll just have to split-up.
And with that both groups started down their separate hallways, except Mel who stayed in the cockpit.
Hall # 1: Gene and Tenchi
Gene walked down the hall with his gun drawn. Soon he approached a corner, Unfortunately so did Tenchi.
* CRASH *
Gene: What the hell!?
Tenchi: Uh, my head!
Gene looked at the boy and was about to shoot him when Mel grabbed hold of his gun.
Mel: Gene don't shoot him! I don't think he's a pirate.
Gene: Yeah Mel, but what if he is! Go back to the cockpit just in case.I don't want you getting hurt. I'll handle things here.
Mel: Okay Gene.
Tenchi: p-pirate! I'm not a pirate; I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE!
Gene: If you're not a damn pirate then prove it! Take off that cape!
Tenchi: WHA.!
Tenchi's complaint was cutoff by Gene's gun barrel.
Tenchi: okay.
Gene inspected the boys clothing for any symbols, styles, or weapons. Gene: looks like you're clean. * With huge lopsided smile* well let's go back. Tenchi Anime falls and they walk back toward the cockpit.
Hall # 2: Jim and Sasami
Jim walked cautiously down the hall his hand on his gun, when suddenly.
*Jingle Jingle*
Jim slowly removed his gun from his pocket when he saw a familiar figure.
Jim: H-hanmyo.HANMYO!!!
The boy began to run down the hall toward the supposed Hanmyo dropping his gun along the way . unfortunately things don't always turn out like we want them to.
Jim: Oh.sorry I thought you were someone else.
After a long silence Jim spoke again.
Jim: Is that your cat?
Sasami: Yes, her name is Ryo-ohki.
Jim began to play with Ryo-ohki.
Sasami: wow she really likes you!
Ryo_ohki: Meow! *stomach growls*
JIM: Sounds like she's hungry, well lets go get her something to eat then.
Sasami: Okay!
And so they walked toward the kitchen to get some food.
Hall# 3: Washu and Aisha Clan-Clan
This hall was different from the others in the fact that unlike halls 1 and 3 This hall was filled with twists and turns.
Aisha and Washu turned the corner to face each other. Suddenly Washu's eyes widened with excitement.
Washu: wow.
Aisha: mrow?
Without warning Washu jumped onto Aisha's head.
Washu: *pulling Aisha's ears* how amazing!
Aisha: Ow! GET OFF!!!
Washu jumped down and Aisha took a swing at her. Washu grabbed a hold of Aisha's hand and looked at her claws
Washu: look at this!
Aisha: let go!
Washu garbed Aisha's tail
Washu: Is this real?
Aisha: OW! Of coarse it is, now get the hell off me!
Thinking quickly Aisha pulled her gameboy out of her pocket.
Washu: and what's this!
Aisha: *sigh of relief* Finally.
Aisha bolts while she can.
Washu: Hey, get back here!
Hall# 4: suzuka and Ayeka
Suzuka looked Ayeka over. Being an expert on the kei pirates, she knew the girl wasn't one.
Suzu: Tea?
Ayeka: Yes please.
One way or another they all ended up in the XGP's kitchen, which was now huge thanks to Washu. Aisha was playing her gameboy, the kids were playing with Ryo-ohki, and the rest were trying to figure out how Tenchi and co got to this strange place when the door opened.
Hack: O.K. end chapter 1. Now lets get some stuff cleared up, I'm going to reveal every one of your questions in the next chapter, which will be way funnier since I wont have to make up ways of the characters meeting. GENE! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE AND DO THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
Gene: Why the hell should I!
Hack: Cuz if you don't I'll have all your booze destroyed in the next chapter.
Gene: *eyes as big as big as dinner plates* I'm on it!
*PREVIEW*
Gene starwind here. Who are these new guys? Why is this Tenchi guy here? What the hell happened to my booze!? And why the hell is Suzuka hitting me with stuff!? Find out next time on the outlaws grand tour, CAT BOYS AND HAVOC! You better get ready!
This is my first fic so try to go easy on me okay. Sorry if this chapter kinda sucks, but the next one will be a lot better. OH! And please R/R, and email me with questions or comments. Seeya.
It was another normal day at the masaki household * CRASH! * Well as normal as it ever is.
Ryoko and Ayeka were fighting over Tenchi, Mihoshi was bugging Kiyone, Sasami was doing the housework with Ryo-ohki, and Washu was in her lab. Like I said nothing unusual that is not yet.
Ryoko: *pulling on Tenchi's right arm* come on Tenchi, why don't we go somewhere where we can get away from this horrible woman.
Ayeka: *pulling on Tenchi's left arm* you of all people have no right to call the first princess of Jurai horrible!
Tenchi: *about to be ripped in half* GIRLS, STOP FIGHTING!!!
*BANG* Sasami: what was that sound I wonder.
Ryo-ohki: meow meow!
*BANG*
Mihoshi: *holding Kiyone in a death grip* Kiyone what was that sound!
Kiyone:( breaks free and pulls out gun) I don't know, but I have a feeling we should check it out.
BANG *
Washu: * poking head out of lab door* could you people keep it down out there I'm trying to get some work done!
* BANG * Meanwhile on the outlaw star.
* BANG *
Gene: Guillim, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Guillim: It almost seems like there was a flux in time and space.
Melfina: Gene, it appears there are intruders on the ship.
Gene: okay, so how many are there?
Jim: * typing furiously on his laptop* There are four of em.
Aisha: that shouldn't be too hard!
Suzuka: *pulling a cup of tea out of nowhere * Yes, but we shouldn't be too over confident.
Mean while in the back of the ship Tenchi, Sasami, Ryo-ohki, Ayeka, and Washu were waking up.
Tenchi: What happened?
Sasami: It looks like we're in a ship.
Ayeka: Yes.but how did we get here?
Washu: and where are the others?
Suddenly every one noticed that they are now wearing different clothes, Ayeka was now wearing a red and black kimono, and Washu was wearing something that resembled Ctral-Ctral armor, Tenchi was wearing a cape similar to Gene's, Sasami was dressed like Hanmyo with a hairstyle to match, and Ryo-ohki had a red collar with a bell.
Sasami: look, some halls!
Washu: yeah, only problem is, there's four.
Tenchi: then I guess we'll just have to split-up.
And with that both groups started down their separate hallways, except Mel who stayed in the cockpit.
Hall # 1: Gene and Tenchi
Gene walked down the hall with his gun drawn. Soon he approached a corner, Unfortunately so did Tenchi.
* CRASH *
Gene: What the hell!?
Tenchi: Uh, my head!
Gene looked at the boy and was about to shoot him when Mel grabbed hold of his gun.
Mel: Gene don't shoot him! I don't think he's a pirate.
Gene: Yeah Mel, but what if he is! Go back to the cockpit just in case.I don't want you getting hurt. I'll handle things here.
Mel: Okay Gene.
Tenchi: p-pirate! I'm not a pirate; I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE!
Gene: If you're not a damn pirate then prove it! Take off that cape!
Tenchi: WHA.!
Tenchi's complaint was cutoff by Gene's gun barrel.
Tenchi: okay.
Gene inspected the boys clothing for any symbols, styles, or weapons. Gene: looks like you're clean. * With huge lopsided smile* well let's go back. Tenchi Anime falls and they walk back toward the cockpit.
Hall # 2: Jim and Sasami
Jim walked cautiously down the hall his hand on his gun, when suddenly.
*Jingle Jingle*
Jim slowly removed his gun from his pocket when he saw a familiar figure.
Jim: H-hanmyo.HANMYO!!!
The boy began to run down the hall toward the supposed Hanmyo dropping his gun along the way . unfortunately things don't always turn out like we want them to.
Jim: Oh.sorry I thought you were someone else.
After a long silence Jim spoke again.
Jim: Is that your cat?
Sasami: Yes, her name is Ryo-ohki.
Jim began to play with Ryo-ohki.
Sasami: wow she really likes you!
Ryo_ohki: Meow! *stomach growls*
JIM: Sounds like she's hungry, well lets go get her something to eat then.
Sasami: Okay!
And so they walked toward the kitchen to get some food.
Hall# 3: Washu and Aisha Clan-Clan
This hall was different from the others in the fact that unlike halls 1 and 3 This hall was filled with twists and turns.
Aisha and Washu turned the corner to face each other. Suddenly Washu's eyes widened with excitement.
Washu: wow.
Aisha: mrow?
Without warning Washu jumped onto Aisha's head.
Washu: *pulling Aisha's ears* how amazing!
Aisha: Ow! GET OFF!!!
Washu jumped down and Aisha took a swing at her. Washu grabbed a hold of Aisha's hand and looked at her claws
Washu: look at this!
Aisha: let go!
Washu garbed Aisha's tail
Washu: Is this real?
Aisha: OW! Of coarse it is, now get the hell off me!
Thinking quickly Aisha pulled her gameboy out of her pocket.
Washu: and what's this!
Aisha: *sigh of relief* Finally.
Aisha bolts while she can.
Washu: Hey, get back here!
Hall# 4: suzuka and Ayeka
Suzuka looked Ayeka over. Being an expert on the kei pirates, she knew the girl wasn't one.
Suzu: Tea?
Ayeka: Yes please.
One way or another they all ended up in the XGP's kitchen, which was now huge thanks to Washu. Aisha was playing her gameboy, the kids were playing with Ryo-ohki, and the rest were trying to figure out how Tenchi and co got to this strange place when the door opened.
Hack: O.K. end chapter 1. Now lets get some stuff cleared up, I'm going to reveal every one of your questions in the next chapter, which will be way funnier since I wont have to make up ways of the characters meeting. GENE! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE AND DO THE PREVIEW FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
Gene: Why the hell should I!
Hack: Cuz if you don't I'll have all your booze destroyed in the next chapter.
Gene: *eyes as big as big as dinner plates* I'm on it!
*PREVIEW*
Gene starwind here. Who are these new guys? Why is this Tenchi guy here? What the hell happened to my booze!? And why the hell is Suzuka hitting me with stuff!? Find out next time on the outlaws grand tour, CAT BOYS AND HAVOC! You better get ready!
This is my first fic so try to go easy on me okay. Sorry if this chapter kinda sucks, but the next one will be a lot better. OH! And please R/R, and email me with questions or comments. Seeya.