Tobi and the Wishing Well
Tobi: Tobi's a good boy. What should good boy Tobi do today? (looks around)
Tobi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! A well! (goes to the well)
Tobi: Hmm. Well look funny. Tobi go tell Deidara-san!
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Deidara: What is it Tobi?
Tobi: Tobi found a well! But well look funny. Come see Deidara-san!
Deidara: Oh boy. Here we go again. Last time he wanted to show me something I ended up in a garbage truck.
Flashback:
Tobi: Deidara-san! Look! It's a can!
Deidara: So? It's just a can you moron.
Tobi: Deidara-san! Look! It's a garbage truck!
Deidara: Where?
Tobi: Woops! (pushes Deidara into the garbage truck)
Deidara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Flashback Ends
Deidara: DX
Tobi: See? Well funny…
Deidara: Oooooooooh. That's called a wishing well Tobi. You throw money in and make a wish. Sometimes it comes true!
Tobi: Wow! But why put a wishing well in a parking lot?
Yes the well is in a parking lot. Deidara took Tobi shopping for shoes today.
Deidara: I…don't know.
Kakuzu: MONEY? WHERE??
Deidara: Oh shut up. Kakuzu it's just a wishing well.
Kakuzu: MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! (jumps into wishing well)
Deidara: …
Tobi: …
15 minutes later
THUMP!
Kakuzu: Ow…gasp! MONEY!!
Tobi: (looks into well) Tobi wants to make a wish! (grabs a penny and throws it down the well)
15 minutes later
Cling!
Kakuzu: MORE MONEY!!
Tobi: Tobi wishes that he could find another wishing well.
Tobi walked away.
Deidara: You ok Kakuzu?
Kakuzu: MONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Deidara: Yeah he's fine.
Itachi: What are you doing Deidara?
Deidara: Oh. Kakuzu jumped in the well.
Itachi: …why?
Deidara: I don't know.
Itachi: Hey I just saw you were with Tobi. What were you doing?
Deidara: I told him about the well. He threw a penny in and made a wish that he could find another well.
Kakuzu: He did? I have an idea! Let's make his wish come true! Then he's keep giving us money! We can build another well and I can stay here and collect the money!
Itachi: It's not a bad idea…
Deidara: Ok then! Let's build us a well!
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Tobi: Tobi wonders if Tobi's wish will come true soon. GASP! Another wishing well! (runs to a wishing well in a park)
Tobi: Tobi's wish came true! Tobi is so happy!
Kakuzu: (sitting at the bottom of the well) Here he comes! Money money money, money money money…
Deidara and Itachi are hiding behind a tree.
Deidara: He found it!
Itachi: Shut up. He's about to make another wish.
Tobi: Tobi so happy, Tobi will make another wish! (takes out a hundred dollar bill and throws it down the well)
Tobi: Tobi wishes he could have a bunny!
Kakuzu: SWEET! A HUNDRED DOLLARS!
Tobi: GASP! The wishing well talked! Tobi has found a magical talking wishing well!
Deidara: (slaps forehead) Idiot.
Itachi: (into radio) Kakuzu shut up. Don't make him think the well talks!
Kakuzu: MONEY MONEY MONEY!
Tobi: Oh magical wishing well…will Tobi's wish come true?
Itachi: (into radio) Kakuzu, tell him his bunny will be on his table when he wakes up tomorrow.
Kakuzu: Uh…um…yes! It will be there tomorrow!
Tobi: Yays! Tobi is happy!
And so Tobi skipped happily home to wait for his bunny. Deidara and Itachi went over to the well and used a bucket to bring him back up.
Kakuzu: Money!!
Deidara: Shut up. We have to find him a bunny.
Itachi: Mr. Crispy is my bunny.
Deidara: I thought u weren't gonna be blind in this story.
Itachi: Oh yeah.
Kakuzu: Look! There's a bunny over there!
Deidara: Then let's catch it before it runs away!
3 hours later
Itachi: Huff huff…why can't we just buy a bunny from that pet store across the street?
Deidara: Oh. Right.