Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or any of the characters within, but Alaska is my OC. I also don't own Saturday Night Live.
AN: I was watching Saturday Night Live the other day got inspired by the "I can see Russia from my house" Sarah Palin skit. This I guess is one way of looking at that sentence….Haha. Ivan, and you think Natalia is the one to fear...xD
Sedna, formally known as the state of Alaska, didn't consider herself to be a nosy neighbor, let alone voyeuristic. It was just the situations that presented themselves almost literally right outside her window. And sometimes, on days when there was twenty four hours of daylight, she couldn't help but notice most of what was going on.
And hey, she'd admit it, it was fun to watch.
Simply put, she could see Russia from her house. Just like how that lady on television dressed up as her former Boss Palin said.
She could see China with him too. And she was pretty sure neither of them could see her back, which was a good thing. Sedna would watch Ivan and Yao, and the nice thing was that both of them just seemed to be so enchanted with each other…and the strange thing was that she realized she was just about as stalkerish as Natalia! Maybe more, if Natalia had noticed her brother and Yao being star-crossed lovers and all that, she wouldn't just watch and let it go on.
Since she used to live in Ivan's house, Sedna was used to seeing him go about his life doing unusual things…like "accidentally" putting vodka in the borscht, talking to sunflowers, and teaching her to play "Lock- the- doors- when-you-see-Auntie-Natalia." And as a little girl, she regularly witnessed Yao coming over and Ivan saying, "Sedna, it's snowing outside, why don't you go out and have fun?" before the two went into another room.
Now as a young woman, Sedna knew what they were doing. In fact, if she peeked out her window, there was a fair chance she could look right over the Bering Strait, see through Ivan's window with no curtains, and watch his and Yao's romantic trysts.
On one winter day, she looked out her side window- it was supposed to snow that night, and she wanted to see how clouded the sky looked- and heard a familiar voice.
"The window's wide open, aru! You realize that people can see right inside, right?" Yao chided Ivan. Sedna's eyes widened as she tried not to laugh- she didn't want to get caught, this was too much fun to watch- they don't think of this until now? She thought.
"I don't see anyone unless you mean Mongolia and I think he's known since--" said Ivan's train of thought, before Yao cut him off and said, "Well, he sure will know now, aru", planting his mouth on Ivan's, who was slightly surprised.
Sedna watched her neighbors kiss like a campy eighties soap opera couple, but with even more scandalous histories. She thought about how great it was that neither one seemed to know she was watching (maybe it was her location, people rarely seemed to notice her area...now why was that again? She'd have to ask her other neighbor, What'shisface) and how fabulously romantic the whole scene was.
She remembered a time when Yao visited one of her cities, looked out a window of a skyscraper, and said "Your house gets a really interesting view!"
Then there was the time when Ivan gave her a pair of binoculars "because when there are bad blizzards just like at my house, you need something to see far away or close up with!"
As Ivan and Yao seemed to be reenacting some sort of very strange Harlequin Historical Romance ("The Passionate Red Sunflower and His Lover", maybe), Sedna watched and realized that the television lady, Yao, and Ivan really did not know the half of it.